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PetzlPretzel t1_j0vv9hf wrote

Reply to comment by amendmentforone in Five injured after 'severe turbulence' on United Airlines flight into Houston by kittehstrophic

I had to drive from Katy to south Houston off of 45 this morning. The Altimas are out, I repeat, the Altimas are out!

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neercatz t1_j0xi00q wrote

What is it about Altimas and their drivers?!!?!? I'm 100% convinced there's a destruction clause in the contract when you buy one.

Section 3, paragraph 2, subgraph bullet point 4 - User must wreck this car into at least 3 solid and 2 moving objects within the first year of ownership or vehicle will be repossessed and sold to another owner who promised to really fuck it up.

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PetzlPretzel t1_j0xj8kw wrote

I don't know man, but you got me thinking.

Now I wanna make a junkyard Altima rally car.

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