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Politicsboringagain t1_j0xaksf wrote
Pretty much everyone in NYC thinks it was.
TheLaGrangianMethod t1_j0xwv29 wrote
I'd even go further and say that most of the people who saw the video think it was. Seriously, watch it.
rocket_league69 t1_j0xy2hg wrote
Have a link handy?
pinksterpoo t1_j0xybnl wrote
Did he pull a Jussie?
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HunterRoze t1_j0wsx73 wrote
And very likely
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CornCobMcGee t1_j0xxvmf wrote
Plot twist the robber was Jusse Smollett
HannahHarriet t1_j10qjth wrote
Google Justin White, Columbus Indiana. Exact same thing happened. He also conspired to have his child’s piggy bank stolen.
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fingerblastders t1_j0wqi60 wrote
The dude had one million dollars in jewelry on when he got robbed if I remember correctly. That seems above board. /s
Sidthelid66 t1_j0x2wgm wrote
Yeah but I believe it was Jesus who said, "every time I come around your city bling, pinky ring worth about fity bling bling, every time I by a new chariot bling bling, Lorenzo on Yokohama tires bling bling" its as true today as it was all those many years ago.
fingerblastders t1_j0x3d43 wrote
In Jesus's name, we pray.
UnPrecidential t1_j0ywcey wrote
In Jesus's name, we prey.
TaxEnvironmental1889 t1_j0zs4y7 wrote
Well played.
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HighOnKalanchoe t1_j0x8g00 wrote
And the Lord sayeth unto thee: Fresh fresh figgy fresh, fresh fresh figgy figgy fresh
Rare-Cardiologist912 t1_j0xghea wrote
Thou shall get my rolleth on
Septopuss7 t1_j0xrqr1 wrote
Jesus drove a Honda back in my day
WillyBlunts t1_j0xrwz7 wrote
Gator boooots and Gucci soooots
Mr_Horsejr t1_j0xww9y wrote
My guy/gal, thank you for for lighting up my life during a most stressful time. I laughed hard!
Lok-3 t1_j0ze3vz wrote
The pastor goes to heaven and says “it’s getting hot in hereee”
BVoLatte t1_j0zhvu3 wrote
Ever heard of the Prosperity Gospel? It's the belief that by simply being rich you are in God's Grace and therefore you can do no wrong.
johnn48 t1_j0xxe23 wrote
I always whether these prosperity preachers reach out and help their congregation, and if so how much. I’m reminded of when that Hurricane hit their cities Preacher’s Jesse Duplantis and Joel Osteen were conspicuously absent in reaching out and helping others.
Hinsley t1_j0xyv2s wrote
Didn’t Osteen lock up his mega church and refuse to allow it to be used for shelter?
johnn48 t1_j0y0vcp wrote
Exactly, until he was shamed by a Mattress store opening and welcoming people. Then it was we were gonna open but we weren’t ready, now we’re open. Yeah right.
agawl81 t1_j0z44lg wrote
At least he’s got a little shame. Olsteen is so slimes but once upon a time I was a new mom single and living in a public housing apartment and for some reason his speaking seemed to hit something in me. Took me a few weeks of watching and listening to notice what was missing and turn it off. I’m a smart person but I was lonely broke and isolated. I imagine he gets to vulnerable people like that.
Druue t1_j0wydkn wrote
Never trust a man who wants to tell you about his god.
detroitiseverybody t1_j0x8gp9 wrote
Organized religion or organized crime? Wearing over a million dollars worth of jewelry. Wonder what Brooklyn families who sacrifice to tithe 10% of their gross income think?
“It’s not about me being flashy. It’s about me purchasing what I want to purchase,” he said. “It’s my prerogative to purchase what I want to purchase. If I worked hard for it, I can purchase what I want to purchase.”
Hard work detailed:
This spring, Whitehead allegedly attempted to convince a businessman to loan him about $500,000 and grant him a stake in real estate transactions in exchange for obtaining “favorable actions by the New York City government” that would make them “millions” – something the pastor knew he could not obtain, the indictment says. Earlier this year, he also allegedly used “threats of force” against that same businessman to extort $5,000 from him.
“As we allege today, Lamor Whitehead abused the trust placed in him by a parishioner, bullied a businessman for $5,000, then tried to defraud him of far more than that, and lied to federal agents,”
As the pastor of Leaders of Tomorrow International Ministry, Whitehead allegedly defrauded one of his parishioners out of about $90,000 from her retirement savings over the course of at least 14 months beginning around April 2020, according to the indictment. The document said Whitehead told the parishioner he would use her money to help her buy a home and invest the rest of the money, but instead used it “to purchase thousands of dollars of luxury goods and clothing” and “for his own purposes.”Whitehead never helped her buy a home, the court document says, and never returned her money despite her request.
xiconic t1_j0xkuq8 wrote
Seeing the wealth of religious figures always reminds me of a saying jesus supposedly said - "it's harder for a rich man to get through the gates of heaven than it is for a fully laden camel to get through the eye of a needle"
From what I remember that was In a very early version of the bible but was taken out because rich people could not possibly believe for a moment that they would not he allowed into heaven.
pdvdw t1_j0xqlvi wrote
It’s still in there :) never taken out
Slepp_The_Idol t1_j0xlo4i wrote
Er, no, it’s still in the bible. Fucking lol, “the rich people did it!”
jetbag513 t1_j0x6ckn wrote
That "robbery" was def a set-up. What a scumbag.
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kthulhu666 t1_j0wsugi wrote
There is no honor among thieves.
Batracho t1_j0xsmu7 wrote
I’m not at all surprised. Something about a pastor wearing flashy jewelry and in your face branded Gucci suits rubbed me the wrong way.
CarolinaRod06 t1_j0ymk0e wrote
I actually respect him more than other pastors. He’s more up front and honest with the con than the rest of them.
Batracho t1_j0ync64 wrote
Amen to that
OrcRampant t1_j0xislb wrote
Maybe… maybe he wasn’t robbed? Maybe it was people from his church who took back their tithes? Just sayin…
Saito1337 t1_j0xol7c wrote
Or it was an insurance scam on top of the other fraud.
OrcRampant t1_j0xon8z wrote
That too!
Puzzleheaded-Dance87 t1_j0xqvsz wrote
Tax the churches and “pastors”
Sivick314 t1_j0wub99 wrote
Turns out he got robbed by Robin hood
Bean-Swellington t1_j0xke1j wrote
Religion is stupid right? Can we agree on that?
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DownTooParty t1_j0y2p7p wrote
Praise the spaghetti monster!
BoredNewfie1 t1_j0yvqbs wrote
I prefer to Hail Satan. But the Almighty Spaghetti Monster is cool too
Throwupmyhands t1_j0xxm7s wrote
But his outfit screams “trust me”
squidking78 t1_j0y56hu wrote
He’s a preacher. So of course he’s a grifter. Laws of probability say he’s no doubt a kiddie fiddler too, since the religious are way above background levels on that stuff. A true “man of god”
Sarcofaygo t1_j0y9yvj wrote
Pretty unhinged take. My pastor was a good man who never once grifted, stood by his wife when she had breast cancer, and supported LGBT rights + a woman's right to choose.
BoredNewfie1 t1_j0yvw3b wrote
Religion is a grift. You can’t prove that the god exists or that the heaven or afterlife they provide exists. Glad you had one of he good ones but it’s still a grift.
squidking78 t1_j0zf9rm wrote
“My anecdotal evidence refutes the countless child rapes & sexual abuse!”
Also, that’s called doing your job. It’s what they’re meant to sign up for. ( besides all the kiddie fiddling and grifting )
Sarcofaygo t1_j0zrxz2 wrote
I never said it refuted anything, you unhinged fucking moron. I just said you sound like an asshole
squidking78 t1_j0zso7f wrote
“But my guy was a good one who didn’t fiddle with kids!” Is a refutation. ( and also anecdotal compared to the well known statistics and abuses performed by the professionally religious )
The next time you call someone “unhinged” for disliking people who’s entire job being about morality, failing in criminal and horrific ways, actually learn how to respond.
Cos turns out, people are allowed to be angry at child rape by professional moralists, and all their other criminal activities.
Sarcofaygo t1_j0zuc32 wrote
My paster literally has an LGBT pride flag hanging from his sign. He might be to the left of you honestly
He's stridentently opposed to rape and abuse. He testifies in court at the state house every year in favor of a woman's right to choose.
And he helps black Americans not lose their homes by doing mission work, rebuilding their homes free of charge before they are condemned.
What have you done to help the world lately? Probably a lot less than my pastor has done.
squidking78 t1_j108ep9 wrote
Of course he’s against sexual abuse. Find me a pastor, a priest, that says otherwise. Until they’re found out. They’re in a profession literally about ethics and morality, yet statistics show they’re generally worse than the general population at horrific acts.
No amount of spin or anecdotes changes the fact organized religion is among the worst perpetrators of what they allegedly preach against.
It’s not my job to be a moralist, I, like all humans, have plenty of failings. The difference is I don’t tell people how they should live. I’m not that arrogant.
Sarcofaygo t1_j10a33h wrote
Holy shit dude
My pastor literally has an LGBT flag hanging from his churches welcome sign.
He literally testifies against Banning abortion
He's probably a better person than you honestly
He doesn't stereotype entire groups of people from worst case scenarios
You do, however.
Also, not every religious leader is catholic. My pastor is liberal methodist. You don't know what you are talking about
squidking78 t1_j10cglq wrote
You seem intent on talking about their promoted political beliefs. I’m talking about their above background levels of criminality.
It’s just possible, a pro civil rights preacher can also do nefarious things, and grift their followers as they preach morality…
And you and I both know this extends well beyond the Catholic Church. They just had a habit of making child rape their main goal as an organization.
Maybe look into Hillsong when you have a chance.
Sarcofaygo t1_j10cu4j wrote
I find it very disgusting how you keep trying to imply that my pastor is doing nefarious things when he is so dedicated to morality that he refused to leave his wife when she had breast cancer. Yeah, you are a dickhead.
Analogy: Some teachers unfortunately abuse their students. Does that make every single teacher a statuarory rapist? In your big brain, apparently it does. Some men rape women. Does that make every single man a rapist? Including yourself? I'm sure you suddenly wouldn't want to paint with such a broad brush.
InappropriateTA t1_j0xk17p wrote
Looking forward to his sermon where he ties this all together.
AgitatedExtent1331 t1_j0y3tqv wrote
Where is your god now?
Here2Derp t1_j0ytnk2 wrote
Taking a leak
onequbit t1_j0zav8h wrote
"flashy, jewelry-flaunting Brooklyn pastor"
I see a couple of things wrong with that already
TheGrandExquisitor t1_j0x52hf wrote
Thieves love to rob other thieves. Usually thieves are smart enough not to get the cops involved.
damagecontrolparty t1_j0xhwq9 wrote
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
65isstillyoung t1_j0zq85a wrote
I'd arrest him just because of those glasses
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floydwebb t1_j0xv1sa wrote
Jackleg charlatan ministers
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ExpensiveSecond376 t1_j0z0p0f wrote
Romie Rome in the house, watch your mouth!
Humber221 t1_j0z0qkx wrote
pikachu surprised face no way
NasoLittle t1_j0z33so wrote
The lord works in mysterious ways
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VanDenBroeck t1_j0zfhbb wrote
Jus’ doin’ da lord’s work.
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snorlz t1_j103kow wrote
crazy to think a pastor spending millions on jewelry is actually just in it for money
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maralagosinkhole t1_j10xz2l wrote
Any pastor who has enough to be worth robbing deserves to be robbed and arrested.
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Random_Average__Guy t1_j0xw9c2 wrote
No way!!! A lying pastor!!! I’m udderly flabbergasted 😮
percy_faucet t1_j0wrhmp wrote
Wouldn’t it be interesting to find out the so-called “robbery” was all an insurance fraud attempt, and he actually conspired with the (would be) robber for the insurance proceeds?