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Sidthelid66 t1_j0x2wgm wrote

Reply to comment by fingerblastders in Brooklyn pastor who was robbed while preaching charged with wire fraud and lying to FBI in unrelated case by NippyAardvark

Yeah but I believe it was Jesus who said, "every time I come around your city bling, pinky ring worth about fity bling bling, every time I by a new chariot bling bling, Lorenzo on Yokohama tires bling bling" its as true today as it was all those many years ago.

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fingerblastders t1_j0x3d43 wrote

In Jesus's name, we pray.

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HighOnKalanchoe t1_j0x8g00 wrote

And the Lord sayeth unto thee: Fresh fresh figgy fresh, fresh fresh figgy figgy fresh

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Mr_Horsejr t1_j0xww9y wrote

My guy/gal, thank you for for lighting up my life during a most stressful time. I laughed hard!

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Lok-3 t1_j0ze3vz wrote

The pastor goes to heaven and says “it’s getting hot in hereee”

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BVoLatte t1_j0zhvu3 wrote

Ever heard of the Prosperity Gospel? It's the belief that by simply being rich you are in God's Grace and therefore you can do no wrong.

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