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fingerblastders t1_j0wqi60 wrote

The dude had one million dollars in jewelry on when he got robbed if I remember correctly. That seems above board. /s

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Sidthelid66 t1_j0x2wgm wrote

Yeah but I believe it was Jesus who said, "every time I come around your city bling, pinky ring worth about fity bling bling, every time I by a new chariot bling bling, Lorenzo on Yokohama tires bling bling" its as true today as it was all those many years ago.

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fingerblastders t1_j0x3d43 wrote

In Jesus's name, we pray.

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HighOnKalanchoe t1_j0x8g00 wrote

And the Lord sayeth unto thee: Fresh fresh figgy fresh, fresh fresh figgy figgy fresh

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Mr_Horsejr t1_j0xww9y wrote

My guy/gal, thank you for for lighting up my life during a most stressful time. I laughed hard!

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Lok-3 t1_j0ze3vz wrote

The pastor goes to heaven and says “it’s getting hot in hereee”

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BVoLatte t1_j0zhvu3 wrote

Ever heard of the Prosperity Gospel? It's the belief that by simply being rich you are in God's Grace and therefore you can do no wrong.

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johnn48 t1_j0xxe23 wrote

I always whether these prosperity preachers reach out and help their congregation, and if so how much. I’m reminded of when that Hurricane hit their cities Preacher’s Jesse Duplantis and Joel Osteen were conspicuously absent in reaching out and helping others.

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Hinsley t1_j0xyv2s wrote

Didn’t Osteen lock up his mega church and refuse to allow it to be used for shelter?

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johnn48 t1_j0y0vcp wrote

Exactly, until he was shamed by a Mattress store opening and welcoming people. Then it was we were gonna open but we weren’t ready, now we’re open. Yeah right.

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agawl81 t1_j0z44lg wrote

At least he’s got a little shame. Olsteen is so slimes but once upon a time I was a new mom single and living in a public housing apartment and for some reason his speaking seemed to hit something in me. Took me a few weeks of watching and listening to notice what was missing and turn it off. I’m a smart person but I was lonely broke and isolated. I imagine he gets to vulnerable people like that.

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