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Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j0jo6vo wrote

Did he have to get a foot surgically removed from his ass?

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zepprith t1_j0jpce5 wrote

No, he had to medical remove his finances to and offshore bank account.

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free_farts t1_j0lrw8o wrote

Surprised he survived the operation, that's comparable to one of us having our lungs removed.

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shadowjacque t1_j0jsgrz wrote

Grifters gravitate towards positions of authority and “pastor” is the easiest one to obtain.

At least lawyers, doctors, cop, realtor, financial advisor, hell even “politician” all require some real world knowledge.

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yawetag12 t1_j0jx85x wrote

>At least lawyers, doctors, cop, realtor, financial advisor, hell even “politician” all require some real world knowledge.

Except for politicians, they all require training and/or licensing to work as one. Pastors don't.

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ilovefacebook t1_j0kgkoa wrote

politicians actually just need votes.

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shadowjacque t1_j0khofs wrote

Yeah I should take politician off the list. I was thinking at least they can be voted out.

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MississippiJoel t1_j0kxemj wrote

Depends on the organization. Your biggest ones require four year degrees.

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peter-doubt t1_j0jofgu wrote

FFS, half of Florida has grave medical concerns

But this is one insane story

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yamirzmmdx t1_j0jqags wrote

Grave medical concerns?

I thought God blessed all his soldiers.

Job has entered the chat

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just_me_for_now t1_j0k1oox wrote

Oh for fuck sake. Why didn’t the judge immediately request jail facility videos for review? The son’s attorney said that he was speaking just fine that morning when conversing with the guards. I’m sure further video review would show the father was just peachy the day before. Really fucking tired of cases like this dragging out over years when they stall the court with “sudden medical issues“.

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walkandtalkk t1_j0n6mtt wrote

I don't know, but I'd be interested whether refusing to answer simple questions from a federal judge as part of an effort to stall proceedings constitutes contempt of court.

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bobbymake t1_j0jujwn wrote

It's really funny suing a pastor for fraud, its like suing a politician for false advertising.

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totallyclips t1_j0k0ul2 wrote

Embarrassment isn't a grave medical condition

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BeowulfsGhost t1_j0jpu4a wrote

Somebody queue up “There Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked!”

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Wookers1984 t1_j0jupz4 wrote

Wow, just a lifetime of grifting.

When you are caught, just pretend you are incapacitated enough to not show up for court, but cognizant enough to keep spending the millions you defrauded taxpayers, all in the name of the imaginary sky-daddy!

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2020willyb2020 t1_j0m26dv wrote

Trump removed any oversight of these PPP loans, probably 90% went to fraudulent , well connected people and fake companies - the scraps went to legitimate companies who ended up cutting staff because it wasn’t enough. I hope the feds get everyone of these assholes and claw back the funds , financial penalties and jail time

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LarsAnderson420 t1_j0jrit9 wrote

Is that a balding Elon Musk? Perhaps a cousin?

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Moopology t1_j0jt9sk wrote

Musk is already balding. His hair plugs don’t change his DNA.

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johnn48 t1_j0luiad wrote

Curious that both Father and Son seemed to have the same medical concerns. They both became non-communicative with their lawyers on the same day. If I was a cynical man I might believe they were trying to delay their trials, luckily I believe it’s just a coincidence. 😉

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totally_anomalous t1_j0lc2w6 wrote

His son and co-conspirator did appear in court but was less than helpful - seemed to have forgotten that the laws of his God do not apply IRL.

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Triple516 t1_j0lz4xe wrote

Grave medical concerns? But, Jesus…..

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NAGDABBITALL t1_j0sjjcn wrote

The court can automatically enter a "Not Guilty" plea for him in ANY such circumstances.

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