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BloodBonesVoiceGhost t1_j25ioxq wrote
Reply to comment by Tallgirl4u in 10 people convicted in attempted murder of Red Sox legend David Ortiz by Minezenroll
Yeah, I am picturing something out of John Wick. He is just walking off the field one day when one by one these ten assassins run up to him and try to kill him with guns, swords, knives, and bolo ties. One by one he defeats them.
A night security guard walks up to him, looks around at the unconscious bodies and asks, "uhhh, hey David. Working again?" "No. I'm just sorting some stuff out. Noise complaint?" "Yeah. Uh, noise complaint. Well, you have a good night, David." "Good night, Cedric. Tell the wife I said hi."
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