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Barbarella_ella OP t1_j11kjsg wrote
Oh Lawd, don't give some aspiring producer an idea!
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TurboSalsa t1_j12lue4 wrote
Only took him a few days in Bahamian jail to decide that maybe extradition wasn’t so bad.
Myst_of_Man22 t1_j15a6cd wrote
Rat meat and rice isn't vegan enough for Sam.
Exoddity t1_j13qc25 wrote
All he has to do is explain that steamed hams is an upstate new york expression, and the DOJ will move on.
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Letmeaddtothis t1_j14gynj wrote
He will be granted bail in less than 12 hr of arrival and will be spending his next 10 years in a posh Paulo Alto mansion. He will be pregnant at the time of sentencing and will beg the judge to consider for the child he is carrying before sending him to prison.
Myst_of_Man22 t1_j15a0kg wrote
Yeah, a beautiful brown baby boy
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MasterpieceLive9604 t1_j11h1qi wrote
He and Holmes can become a couple and start a reality tv show