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PaleontologistClear4 t1_j1dolfl wrote

Wow, kind of a misleading article title. The police response, was that it made people smile and laugh 😂 the article title would have you think otherwise.

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Joealb123 t1_j1dpbjq wrote

The description the dispatcher gave, which would have come from a neighbor?, After receiving the call, a dispatcher described the scene to responding officers as “a male standing outside. He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body. He is exposing himself, and he has a hose between his legs.” Does not jive with the picture. I think we have a case of a neighbor either no sense of humor or an axe to grind.

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TheRealOneTwo t1_j1dsan8 wrote

I like the burned cat on the bottom of the chair next to the decimated sled

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midevilman2020 t1_j1dubma wrote

Probably set up the call just to get on the news and social media. There’s no way anyone thought this was real.

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schu4KSU t1_j1dwzjv wrote

Guy on the corner a few doors down has the same display. Love it. Best thing in the neighborhood since we moved in.

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Any_Challenge5650 t1_j1dxstr wrote

Replying to shiftyskellyton (#1,023,723)

A house has been putting up a cousin Eddie (and some other characters from the movie) on the side of the road near here for years. Its on a narrow and woodsy street, so when you drive by at night you nearly have a heart attack thinking you narrowly avoided hitting someone.

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SlimChiply t1_j1e0ofo wrote

"He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body."

I think the qualifier for naked is no clothing whatsoever.

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ryobiguy t1_j1e2gvn wrote

Fuck this website that interrupts the back button to ask what else I want to read.

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yhwhx t1_j1e2tq3 wrote

It's best to alert the authorities of every suspected Randy Quaid sighting, just to be safe.

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mces97 t1_j1e7l6o wrote

"Everybody has a ‘Cousin Eddie,’ in their family, everybody,” Keeney said. “I just want people to have a good Christmas and get a laugh,” Keeney said."

If you don't know who the Cousin Eddie is in your family, you're probably Cousin Eddie.

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LunaAndromeda t1_j1e8bt0 wrote

Maybe the neighbors were just trying to add to the display by recreating the scenes of the police swarming the Griswold house? lol

Ok, whatever they were doing, it was equally ridiculous. What kind of scrooge wouldn't recognize Cousin Eddie???

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GeddyVedder t1_j1eifae wrote

It’s missing Snots, the Mississippi Leg Hound.

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lucky_ducker t1_j1emop5 wrote

It's illegal to consume alcohol in public in Kentucky, so I'm surprised the officers didn't arrest "Cousin Eddie" and take him to jail.

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PlayinK0I t1_j1eyi86 wrote

That’s a good quality item right there!

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Wabi-Sabi_Umami t1_j1fatwd wrote

Oh wow, this just totally made my day!!! I wish my neighbors were this creative!

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OneHumanPeOple t1_j1foc2a wrote

Replying to Joealb123 (#1,023,350)

I’ve found that when people get older they either get sweeter and lovelier or crabbier and more bitter. Perhaps it was an older neighbor who didn’t know what they were seeing and confabulated some details. Maybe they couldn’t help it.

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Bee-Aromatic t1_j1gcavk wrote

What was he supposed to do? Shitter was full!

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SpaceTabs t1_j1h7qki wrote

Replying to fxmldr (#1,024,258)

"With his lawyer at his side, Quaid asserted in a press conference that the reason he was released was that the California judge had issued an arrest warrant before the alleged crime had been committed."

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Miguel-odon t1_j1idtfn wrote

Replying to Jbow89 (#1,027,850)

Strange story. He tried to claim asylum in Canada but was denied. Shortly before being deported in 2015, he and his wife drove across the border to Vermont, where they were arrested. The judge reviewing the paperwork for extradition noticed that the arrest warrant was dated before the date of the alleged crime, and declared it invalid in the state of Vermont.

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Leajane1980 t1_j1j01pp wrote

Imagine how this woman would have responded if this homeowner would have created a reenactment of the lingerie shopping scene?

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