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GreenStrong t1_j0hufb6 wrote

Reply to comment by BiBoFieTo in Aromatherapy spray that killed two people in a multistate outbreak also killed pet raccoon by AudibleNod

What a bizarre coincidence, I had a technician form a private exterminator service say almost the exact same thing. "There's a reason why raccoons aren't kept as pets. They're violent assholes that will destroy everything you love. Everything! They'll crash your car, sleep with your wife, lie to your parents, max out credit cards in your name... Why Rocky? all I wanted to do was love you."

Did your guy say the second part too? We may have met the same pest control tech.

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thrashette t1_j0i3fcg wrote

Maybe it's part of general pest control training materials.

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Stuthebastard t1_j0i45hj wrote

That, or falling in love with raccoons is a serious workplace hazard for exterminators.

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JennJayBee t1_j0is83r wrote

Mine says he's coming to my home to bring death and destruction.

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BiBoFieTo t1_j0i8e86 wrote

If a raccoon sleeps with your wife, she must be trashy.

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DorisCrockford t1_j0io2ex wrote

I've also had an exterminator tell me that gophers will chew a cat's arm off. Just saying.

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