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Available-Camera8691 t1_ivpn89u wrote

I've had pets bring me dead birds and such. I think a human arm would be a bit much. Not sure how I'd prepare it besides fava beans and a Chianti.

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InflamedLiver t1_ivpnylw wrote

I thought at first this was the dog on video from a few weeks ago that had the human head. Nope, totally different and in Mississippi, not Mexico.

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Littlebotweak t1_ivpo8ah wrote

Oof. I kicked a whole deer limb off a trail before my dog saw it the other day. It was grisly , but not like this.

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DownTooParty t1_ivpoif7 wrote

What's that Lassie? You killed a man?

Ruff Ruff

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Available-Camera8691 t1_ivpp3go wrote

Replying to Littlebotweak (#485,651)

Well, then I have no idea what I'd do, and I don't want to be the guy stuck there with my dick in my hand and an uncooked dead arm.I'll Pinterest some recipes as a preemptive measure, just in case the situation arises.

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WhirlyBirdPilotBlue t1_ivpp3tm wrote

My dog proudly brought home a deer leg and I think that's plenty enough.

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leo_aureus t1_ivptd6q wrote

Just another lovely day in the delightful city of Jackson, Mississippi.

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taez555 t1_ivpul5v wrote

Bet that dog was annoyed they had to give the arm back.

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PSteak t1_ivpwlyc wrote

If it were a police dog, the headline would only read he disarmed a suspect.

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spinereader81 t1_ivq04m0 wrote

Sounds like the cold open to a crime drama.

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ChaosSoldier777 t1_ivq1vig wrote

I thought the title was pretty fun. “Well, if that dog has a head, then somewhere there’s a body without one.”

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nhjuyt t1_ivq258w wrote

Yo, Jimbo, put that down

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LemonFreshenedBorax- t1_ivq3k5v wrote

When you think about it, that's probably the least alarming thing a dog carrying a severed human arm can lead you to.

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PuellaBona t1_ivq3mz9 wrote

Jackson's 117th homicide of the year.

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johnnyredleg t1_ivq3qpz wrote

Pets these days cost an arm and a leg.

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GiantRedGrizzly t1_ivq4mb7 wrote

"Drop it. Drop it. Droooooop it. God dang it drop the bloody arm right now!"

"No! No, we're not playing tug-of-war! Stop!"

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kitmcallister t1_ivq9tg3 wrote

if no one claims the arm after 30 days the dog gets to keep it.

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WolfThick t1_ivqb45u wrote

The dog must have been watching some of the shows on YouTube about the dumb cops. So he brought something back they couldn't argue with.

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drz1250 t1_ivqclco wrote

Good boy! Good boy! Ooooooooh shit

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micropterus_dolomieu t1_ivqf3v3 wrote

The lyrics of the Charlie Daniels Band’s Uneasy Rider suggests they knew something most of us did not.

Now the last thing I wanted was to get in a fight, In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night

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TeamFourEyes t1_ivqfpft wrote

Got an ad for fresh pork in the middle of this article :,/

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cheetah_chrome t1_ivqg7df wrote

Well done

Let’s all give the good boy a hand.

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justforthearticles20 t1_ivqmdmb wrote

117th Homicide this year, but this is the one that the Mayor is troubled about.

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wossquee t1_ivqnqza wrote

This is a self report, the dog is the imposter

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[deleted] t1_ivqpwm3 wrote

Those pitbulls are getting really vicious! /s

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AnAquaticOwl t1_ivqvfnw wrote

Replying to Littlebotweak (#485,645)

One time I was hiking on a mountain somewhere and two dogs followed me up from the bottom all the way to the top. About 3/4 of the way one of them found a very dead small animal and decided to bring it with him for the rest of the hike 😬

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Ph0ton t1_ivrpz5i wrote

People give cats shit but dogs are gangster as fuck. Packs of 'em will take out children.

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tree_washer t1_ivrsph6 wrote

Can’t we assume it’s been severed?

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0rlan t1_ivsz7dz wrote

I guess it was an Arm-enian?

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blue_box_disciple t1_ivt23sr wrote

Just picturing the dog doing that thing dogs do when you say "drop it." Where they wait for you to get within a foot, then take off running six or seven times.

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skippyspk t1_ivt3wzy wrote

Good boy, gave the police a hand.

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FaintDamnPraise t1_ivvmmem wrote

I bet there's an international trade in murdered human body parts, run and controlled by street canines. That dog in Mexico, now this. Can't be unrelated. Somebody needs to check the basement of that pizza place again.

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LegacyAngel t1_ivwpihr wrote

Holy shit that TikTok was real?

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