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DownTooParty t1_ivpoif7 wrote

What's that Lassie? You killed a man?

Ruff Ruff

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shavemejesus t1_ivtjip4 wrote

It’s Mr. MacGregg. I just took his arm and now I’m going back for his leg.

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WhirlyBirdPilotBlue t1_ivpp3tm wrote

My dog proudly brought home a deer leg and I think that's plenty enough.

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weaselmaster t1_ivqa3q2 wrote

We have occasional coyotes carrying deer legs around with them. Movable feast, I guess.

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Fox_Kurama t1_ivpwk12 wrote

*looks back and forth between this post and Littlebotweak's*

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Atheneathenex3 t1_ivr6ce8 wrote

Just saw a tiktok of a dog with a goat leg randomly so checks out. Dogs doing dog shit

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InflamedLiver t1_ivpnylw wrote

I thought at first this was the dog on video from a few weeks ago that had the human head. Nope, totally different and in Mississippi, not Mexico.

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taez555 t1_ivpul5v wrote

Bet that dog was annoyed they had to give the arm back.

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LargeWeinerDog t1_ivqub51 wrote

"Drop it. Drop it!"

Cops draw weapons

"I SAID DROP THE FUCKING ARM!"

Edit: I forgot the last part

Shoots the dog

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Inner-Figure5047 t1_ivs5lld wrote

Claims dog was armed, gets medal

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spinereader81 t1_ivq04m0 wrote

Sounds like the cold open to a crime drama.

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igner_farnsworth t1_ivq4iu8 wrote

Literally the opening scene of The Seven Samurai IIRC. Well... one of Kirosawa's films anyway... or maybe just a Mifune film.

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Spectacl3 t1_ivq7qoi wrote

Close. It was from the Kurosawa classic, Yojimbo.

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igner_farnsworth t1_ivqb99h wrote

Ah... knew it was one of those. So Yojimbo... or as most people know it A Fist Full of Dollars.

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PSteak t1_ivpwlyc wrote

If it were a police dog, the headline would only read he disarmed a suspect.

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Littlebotweak t1_ivpo8ah wrote

Oof. I kicked a whole deer limb off a trail before my dog saw it the other day. It was grisly , but not like this.

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KrootLoops t1_ivqgh6p wrote

Grisly. A grizzly is a big ol bear you probably wouldn't want to kick the limb of.

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Littlebotweak t1_ivqogoh wrote

Thank you! I went with what autocorrect gave me when I used 1 z but this makes way more sense. It definitely felt wrong as I hit send.

I really do appreciate it!

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Traditional-Dingo604 t1_ivqrwe7 wrote

No you're thinking of drizzly an alcohol delivery service in DC. The logo is bear centric though.

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AnAquaticOwl t1_ivqvfnw wrote

One time I was hiking on a mountain somewhere and two dogs followed me up from the bottom all the way to the top. About 3/4 of the way one of them found a very dead small animal and decided to bring it with him for the rest of the hike 😬

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jennanm t1_ivs00os wrote

Give the dog a break, they forgot to pack a snack

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Available-Camera8691 t1_ivpn89u wrote

I've had pets bring me dead birds and such. I think a human arm would be a bit much. Not sure how I'd prepare it besides fava beans and a Chianti.

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Littlebotweak t1_ivpoemt wrote

Well that would be weird since it’s liver that goes with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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Available-Camera8691 t1_ivpp3go wrote

Well, then I have no idea what I'd do, and I don't want to be the guy stuck there with my dick in my hand and an uncooked dead arm.I'll Pinterest some recipes as a preemptive measure, just in case the situation arises.

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PuellaBona t1_ivq3evp wrote

Don't listen to them. If you like fava beans and chianti, then you fix it that way.

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Littlebotweak t1_ivqguxd wrote

I mean with a limb like that, I'd probably quarter it and do it 4 ways.

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GiantRedGrizzly t1_ivq4mb7 wrote

"Drop it. Drop it. Droooooop it. God dang it drop the bloody arm right now!"

"No! No, we're not playing tug-of-war! Stop!"

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AsunasPersonalAsst t1_ivqmemk wrote

r/angryupvote

you forgot the "Go search the rest of Doe's body for us, then!"

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leo_aureus t1_ivptd6q wrote

Just another lovely day in the delightful city of Jackson, Mississippi.

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LemonFreshenedBorax- t1_ivq3k5v wrote

When you think about it, that's probably the least alarming thing a dog carrying a severed human arm can lead you to.

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nhjuyt t1_ivq258w wrote

Yo, Jimbo, put that down

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kitmcallister t1_ivq9tg3 wrote

if no one claims the arm after 30 days the dog gets to keep it.

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wossquee t1_ivqnqza wrote

This is a self report, the dog is the imposter

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MeshNewsOrg t1_ivrbldn wrote

Lassie reboot viral marketing

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Ph0ton t1_ivrpz5i wrote

People give cats shit but dogs are gangster as fuck. Packs of 'em will take out children.

This message brought to you by cats of America meow

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WolfThick t1_ivqb45u wrote

The dog must have been watching some of the shows on YouTube about the dumb cops. So he brought something back they couldn't argue with.

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micropterus_dolomieu t1_ivqf3v3 wrote

The lyrics of the Charlie Daniels Band’s Uneasy Rider suggests they knew something most of us did not.

Now the last thing I wanted was to get in a fight, In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night

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cheetah_chrome t1_ivqg7df wrote

Well done

Let’s all give the good boy a hand.

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justforthearticles20 t1_ivqmdmb wrote

117th Homicide this year, but this is the one that the Mayor is troubled about.

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Bison256 t1_ivtthse wrote

Because it was discovered in a way that shines a media spot light on it.

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FaintDamnPraise t1_ivvmmem wrote

I bet there's an international trade in murdered human body parts, run and controlled by street canines. That dog in Mexico, now this. Can't be unrelated. Somebody needs to check the basement of that pizza place again.

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PuellaBona t1_ivq3mz9 wrote

Jackson's 117th homicide of the year.

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skippyspk t1_ivt3wzy wrote

Good boy, gave the police a hand.

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ChaosSoldier777 t1_ivq1vig wrote

I thought the title was pretty fun. “Well, if that dog has a head, then somewhere there’s a body without one.”

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johnnyredleg t1_ivq3qpz wrote

Pets these days cost an arm and a leg.

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TeamFourEyes t1_ivqfpft wrote

Got an ad for fresh pork in the middle of this article :,/

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tree_washer t1_ivrsph6 wrote

Can’t we assume it’s been severed?

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blue_box_disciple t1_ivt23sr wrote

Just picturing the dog doing that thing dogs do when you say "drop it." Where they wait for you to get within a foot, then take off running six or seven times.

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LegacyAngel t1_ivwpihr wrote

Holy shit that TikTok was real?

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drz1250 t1_ivqclco wrote

Good boy! Good boy! Ooooooooh shit

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[deleted] t1_ivqpwm3 wrote

Those pitbulls are getting really vicious! /s

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0rlan t1_ivsz7dz wrote

I guess it was an Arm-enian?

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