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TheShroudedWanderer t1_ix8wpj8 wrote

Well she's a real fuckin genius ain't she. So first off she tried to smuggle an endagered animal in a wodden box with airholes and claimed it was beer through the MEXICO-US border? That border what with all the drug and immigration concerns. And she didn't think they might check the suspicious wooden box with airholes that probably sounds like it contains a live monkey? Through a border where a shot load of drugs get smuggled?... And she advertised the monkey online using her OWN phone number. Not even a burner or anything just normal mobile number?

Jesus Christ.

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SeekingTanelorn t1_ix976gw wrote

Maybe she drank all of the beer in the case to fit the monkey in there ;)

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JanitorKarl t1_ixaj4jl wrote

Maybe the monkey drank the beer.

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MississippiJoel t1_ixdqzcf wrote

"I swear there was a whole bunch of beer in that box when I closed it, officer!

So... I guess you won't charge me alcohol duty for this? I'm free to go now?"

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