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vexpopped t1_iy7qdwi wrote

Four monks, including the abbot, tested positive for methamphetamine

I bet that was one clean temple.

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Ello_Owu t1_iy8e8ca wrote

I feel it'd be very hard to sit still and meditate on meth

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CornCobMcGee t1_iy8j0rj wrote

You can still medidate, you just meditate really fast. They were able to hit total consciousness in like 2 months instead of 50 years. So much consciousness, their teeth became sentient so they had to pull them out so they could live their own lives

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Ello_Owu t1_iy8lhap wrote

And the adventures of Timmy The Tooth began

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afternever t1_iyab6rn wrote

They practiced daily methitation

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PM_me_Henrika t1_iyan62w wrote

Tbh if you spell methitation and meditation out with Thai characters they are actually the same…

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InTheEndEntropyWins t1_iy9n2nd wrote

Stimulants are supposed to help you focus and concentrate. They have the same effects on normal people as those with adhd.

Soo those drugs are probably perfect for meditation.

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2020willyb2020 t1_iya01yf wrote

Stay up for 5 days straight and guarantee hallucinations and see the realms if your brain doesn’t snap

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HardlyDecent t1_iy7sgib wrote

This guy's done meth...wait.

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mondo_blunt t1_iy7uk8p wrote

Now you've done it too

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HardlyDecent t1_iy9ogv1 wrote

Wait, is that how that works? What if I have a drug test coming up? Where are my front teeth and Mountain Dew!

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pivovy t1_iy8tqbn wrote

Especially since there aren't any electronic devices to take apart.

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Tidesticky t1_iyc3yod wrote

I'm not hungry, are you hungry? I'm not, are you?

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