Submitted by judgyjudgersen t3_z223mx in news
unclejackmehoff t1_ixe6ami wrote
Time to play for the LA Galaxy and fizzle out into reality TV and spokesman’s positions!
No-Zookeepergame393 t1_ixe91ly wrote
Anyone who knows me knows I love tacos. I love the local spices. I love markets. I love being out in the middle of nowhere just eating and talking. It’s just heaven for me.
sanguine_feline t1_ixeanm5 wrote
There's at least an even chance he'd pronounce "taco" correctly, though.
No-Zookeepergame393 t1_ixeasyw wrote
Fair point.
laujac t1_ixeth7v wrote
I love toilets.
DeanXeL t1_ixhibsv wrote
I see someone enjoyed John Oliver this weekend.
rush_me_pls t1_ixmbmif wrote
That segment on Beckham was…. Mmmm… chef’s kiss
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Moikee t1_ixeou66 wrote
Well football is a business to him and I’m sure he’ll have some silly offers to play for some obscure Arabic/Asian teams on insane wages.
patentattorney t1_ixeuhmi wrote
He will play in one more champions league for a team currently in it. They will sell many jerseys. Then pick up in the USA
xlxcx t1_ixfejlh wrote
I'm not entirely sure he can come to the states due to the allegations made against him. I know LVPD stopped pursuing him because he refused to be interviewed but if he comes back that may restart that investigation
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_grey_wall t1_ixflmpg wrote
Toronto fc one can only hope
whit3lightning t1_ixed5kj wrote
I really hope he doesn’t play for them. I fucking do not like him, and the LA galaxy is the only team other than my little sisters that I’ve seen in person. I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I do like telling people the only team I’ve seen is the Galaxy with Beckham, and a streaker ran on field to hug him only to get drop-kicked by Abel Xavier. Don’t want people affiliating me with Ronaldo’s stupid ass.
Zeus_poops_and_shoes t1_ixenaqt wrote
I don’t think a Redditor needs to worry about being associated with a world-class athlete
whit3lightning t1_ixepu5d wrote
Probably not
Edit: would like to add, most of us, including you and I, are a lot more than redditors.
Zeus_poops_and_shoes t1_ixeub7i wrote
I'm not :(
Azmoten t1_ixfe711 wrote
What are you talking about? You’re Zeus, poops, and shoes. That’s like three other things.
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