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RIMS_REAL_BIG t1_iuww8ze wrote

>Two of the suspects have since been killed. Another, identified by a witness, told police: “I didn’t pull the trigger.”

Ah yes, the old "I didn't do it" defense.

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immalittlepiggy t1_iuxg08v wrote

It may not work all the time, but it it’s much more successful than the “I absolutely did do it” defense.

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ReeducedToData t1_iuxz0qc wrote

And marginally more successful than “If I did do it…”

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TKFT_ExTr3m3 t1_iuym73k wrote

Which is slight more successful than the "make a mix tape about how it did it" defense.

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Snooty_Cutie t1_iuxoo6u wrote

Police: “I mean, he said he didn’t do it. Case closed!” 😎

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