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zappy487 t1_iuvy58b wrote

Gets caught j-walking. Believe it or not, also jail.

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Praesentius t1_iuw6184 wrote

What if he overcooks fish while testifying?

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Roasted_Butt t1_iuw92w3 wrote

also jail

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LustThyNeighbor t1_iuwcw5w wrote

That's also a-paddlin' as far as I know but I'm not a lawyer, I only played one in a critically-panned performance at our local community theater.

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thewaldenpuddle t1_iuwfhds wrote

Misuses an aerosol can? Cuts the label off his mattress?

Oh…. the jeopardy he is truly in….

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