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Velkyn01 t1_iuokxjr wrote

I find it impossible to believe that the types of parents who would inspect every piece of candy that their kid brings hone also just so happened to find tiny blades in those candies.

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B-BoyStance t1_iuougdy wrote

Right? I barely even look at candy before I eat it. Too much shame.

I guess I've just been eating razorblades this whole time

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Velkyn01 t1_iuourpk wrote

Like spiders, the average person swallows 12 razorblades a year.

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perverse_panda t1_iupt1wu wrote

If this was a thing that really happened, the headline would be about kids with sliced up mouths. But you never see those. Funny how the blades are always "caught" before someone bites into one.

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