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CaputGeratLupinum t1_iu3zdo4 wrote

If you can't handle me at my mud-covered gimp suit, you don't deserve me at my making eye contact while shitting into a diaper on the bus

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GlumpsAlot t1_iu3xnyw wrote

Lol, "Conditions of the man's bail include that he must remain home between 21:00 and 06:00 and present to a police officer on request." Scaring the shit outta some teenagers, priceless.

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steroboros t1_iu3z728 wrote

My question is, who came by to pay his bail?

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LBraden t1_iu42gvy wrote

We don't have paid bail in the UK.

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Trying2improvemyself t1_iu44wz7 wrote

Do you keep them in jail until trial? But how will they ever flee?

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LBraden t1_iu45xtr wrote

There's Remand and Bail, basically if you're deemed to be civil you can be released like this guy was, of course if he messes up, he's under remand until the trial.

If you're a flight risk, remand.

If you decide not to return, an arrest warrant will be posted and you will get arrested at some point, even 3 days later when the police knock on your door.

I live near a council estate, see it often for people who've skipped court date being arrested a few days later, one to be fair did miss court due to COVID symptoms and did call ahead, but ... procedure.

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AussieJeffProbst t1_iu3xofv wrote

Oh come on who hasn't stumbled upon a guy in a mud covered gimp suit wiggling on the ground in the middle of the night?

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Egmonks t1_iu46rw1 wrote

I lived in LA, that was just a Tuesday night thing. I’m not sure why everyone is so upset about this to be honest.

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AussieJeffProbst t1_iu4709n wrote

The funniest thing is the guys in the article weren't even upset. They said they laughed but were concerned that other people might be scared.

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Electr0Girl t1_iu406tq wrote

Don’t bother locking him in a cell, you’ll only be feeding into his kink.

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lolbojack t1_iu3xwtl wrote

But I thought the Gimp was sleeping.

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NPVT t1_iu46buy wrote

I thought gimp was software for editing pictures

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mushroomwig t1_iu4fgc9 wrote

"Teen", the adult man is 19, subtle way to twist the story into something more dramatic

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skillzflux t1_iu512fu wrote

the adult man is nineTEEN. Teenager: noun a person aged between 13 and 19 years.

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iu54t5x wrote

You don't magically become super different just because you hit an arbitrary threshold of 17.999999999 years old and 18.000000000 years old.

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konnichiwaseadweller t1_iu60a7d wrote

Saying he is an adult is just as twisting as saying he is a teen. He's legally an adult, he's also literally a teenager.

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ideamagnet t1_iu4cggj wrote

Some people just don’t appreciate the lengths people go to make Halloween a spooky time!

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gonzo2thumbs t1_iu40s1z wrote

This sounds absolutely horrifying to be honest. I don't think I'd be ok after this "prank." Plus, the balls it takes for someone to do this to another person. Unless they're nuts. Uhhhg, just no. No, no, no.

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darkchalice t1_iu4b4ky wrote

Sounds like a normal evening in the UK.

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diamond t1_iu5exbb wrote

If this happened in Florida, it wouldn't even be news.

"Oh yeah, that's just Dave."

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withwhichwhat t1_iu4szk1 wrote

Why am I surprised he's not an MP?

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MagnificentErgo t1_iu5ud6k wrote

I really want to hope this launches into a new spooky gimp scare like the clown sightings all the gullible idiots panicked about back in 2016.

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tariss t1_iu464uo wrote

I bet this is Norm Somerton or as he likes to be called pig with tits.

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suzer2017 t1_iu5ah32 wrote

Smelled really "Earthy." Could you be more precise?

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joemeteorite8 t1_iu4c2cx wrote

Is there video or just pics?

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BD_9x t1_iu827wl wrote

It's Halloween dude let him have fun

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SoSoUnhelpful t1_iu42b7y wrote

This happened to my friend Sally.

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Such_Cod_5314 t1_iu4aioi wrote

Pretty well spoken teenager…He said the man was "unpredictable, flopping to the floor, writhing and grunting".

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iu553hh wrote

I used words like that as a kid. People don't appreciate it. They say things like "talk normal" or "what are you, an alien?!" or "look at dictionary over here. 'Generic'? Who the hell says that?"

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