HauntedButtCheeks t1_ismppku wrote
How the fuck does someone hit an old woman on a tricycle?! The killer better not dare claim they couldn't see her, an old lady on a tricycle would be difficult not to notice
processedmeat t1_isnqrwz wrote
Driver could have been drunk. No idea how they lost a mirror until the news report and is now frightened to turn themselves in
Nauin t1_isokqku wrote
Yeah one of my old classmates just murdered a homeless guy driving home from the bar. Their car went off into the sidewalk for just enough time to run over a guy sleeping on it. Tragic stuff.
smegatron3000andone t1_isq7okp wrote
Almost like drunk driving is illegal for a valid reason
fasda t1_isu73u6 wrote
No need for them to be drunk people don't pay enough attention even when sober.
gringo-tico t1_isnzgdo wrote
Because Orlando. I can't get out of my driveway without cursing at someone within minutes.
shouldabeenanemail t1_isokejd wrote
you sound delightful
BrillWolf t1_isoni3t wrote
Have you driven around Orlando lately? It's a shitshow at the best of times.
RobPlaysThatGame t1_isotawo wrote
Every place swears that their local drivers are the worst. Meanwhile, the magic of Orlando is that every region's worst drivers are here on vacation with rental cars and no idea where they're going.
BrillWolf t1_isp1nta wrote
They get their licenses from Cracker Jack boxes
gringo-tico t1_isosp0b wrote
A procession of bikes were running their red light last night when I was driving back home. There were like a hundred of them and they wouldn't stop, even as we were crossing. The car next to me had to literally stop in the middle of the road on a green until we were almost hitting them to get them to stop that shit. I hate driving here so much lol.
shouldabeenanemail t1_isop4fv wrote
Sounds like it. I hear there are people that will start cursing at you within minutes of leaving their driveway.
Ocbard t1_iso98n4 wrote
Yeah those old women on tricycles, they zoom around, really dangerous, they suddenly come out of nowhere. /s
irykiryk t1_isnzser wrote
The killer awoke before dawn. He put his boots on.
Beneficial-Quit9108 t1_iso83te wrote
Killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad
damagecontrolparty t1_ispoh4c wrote
He took a face from the ancient gallery and he...WALKED ON DOWN THE HALL
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