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Frumpy_little_noodle t1_itunk54 wrote

Reply to comment by SapphireCephalopod in Preliminary 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Near San Jose by BusbyBusby

Isn't 'Poseidon's Kiss' the moment when your nether regions touch the water when wading or jumping into a large, cold body of water?

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SapphireCephalopod t1_ituvizu wrote

No, it's when you take a shit and the water splashes up and touches your balloon knot

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Frumpy_little_noodle t1_ituykc6 wrote

Just applying some critical thinking to the situation, wouldn't it be more apt for Poseidon, Lord of the Seas, to perform a kiss upon an individual when said individual were first greeting a body of water?

I'm not saying your wrong, as Google has appropriately corrected me. I'm just looking at it from the view of an outside observer.

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