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trainwreck42 t1_itrsj43 wrote

I was taking a shit when it happened and the toilet water splashed my bum bum.

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SapphireCephalopod t1_itrub06 wrote

Ah, Poseidon's Kiss. How unfortunate for you and your butthole.

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Frumpy_little_noodle t1_itunk54 wrote

Isn't 'Poseidon's Kiss' the moment when your nether regions touch the water when wading or jumping into a large, cold body of water?

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SapphireCephalopod t1_ituvizu wrote

No, it's when you take a shit and the water splashes up and touches your balloon knot

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Frumpy_little_noodle t1_ituykc6 wrote

Just applying some critical thinking to the situation, wouldn't it be more apt for Poseidon, Lord of the Seas, to perform a kiss upon an individual when said individual were first greeting a body of water?

I'm not saying your wrong, as Google has appropriately corrected me. I'm just looking at it from the view of an outside observer.

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