Submitted by InflationOk300 t3_ycp7zt in news
HedonisticFrog t1_itnisvj wrote
His story if laughable, "I sprayed pepper spray into a sink in an empty bathroom for no discernable reason after being asked to clear out the bathroom of students". He's either a complete moron who has constant drool stains on his uniform or a lying asshole.
SaaSMonkey t1_itnl2p2 wrote
Why not both?
Birdleby t1_itof1v3 wrote
Marry me
Digtxl_Pickle t1_itpfyql wrote
I will be at the wedding to object. They will be mine!
Birdleby t1_itshcfw wrote
What can’t they marry us both? Sister-wives and Brother-husbands for us all.
JIssertell t1_itqp5n0 wrote
Probably did what my brother did. Got curious how strong mace is, spray it in a confined bathroom sink then proceed to cry from his eyes nose and mouth for the next 20 mins. Just from a short spritz in the sink..
jwm3 t1_itx9nym wrote
A friend decided to taze himself to see what it's like. He shat all over the dorms common couch in front of a lot of the students. Mocked mercilessly forever more.
Ksh_667 t1_itre1iz wrote
I guess we're lucky he didn't open up with an ak to clear the bathroom. Tbf it would've done the job.
dirtymoney t1_itpkgko wrote
Jim "The Putz" Chustz
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