SG_wormsblink t1_je4tabd wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:47 PM

Reply to comment by x925 in US opens investigation into Tesla seat belts coming loose by StevenSanders90210

Paid seatbelt subscriptions coming to you soon! You can protect your life for only $9.99 per month!

Carniforist t1_je4uu57 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:59 PM

Life Assurance.

sciolisticism t1_je5mfgt wrote on March 29, 2023 at 4:10 PM

It's a Tesla. It'll be more like $50/mo.

docmedic t1_je62cq9 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 5:50 PM

The only thing separating you from ~~the ground~~ flying out the windshield are your ~~tires~~ seatbelts. Purchase a ~~a full set of tires~~ seatbelt subscription ~~warrantied~~ good for 36,000 miles or 3 years, whichever comes first, for the low low price of $900!