AlexKingstonsGigolo t1_jbmp3gt wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:27 AM

Question: when cutting a council in half, is it better to do it longways or cross ways? If you leave them with a torso, you only get charged with maiming. Slicing them in two along the spine is liable to have you charged with murder.

yawetag12 t1_jbmufnd wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:13 AM

You keep the inner half while removing the outer half.

AlexKingstonsGigolo t1_jbmy8xz wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:48 AM

Oh, cored like an apple? That's gruesome.

Coulrophiliac444 t1_jbn09c5 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 5:08 AM

More like a skin suit for the reptiles leading the way