ADarwinAward t1_je8c3q2 wrote
Ok how dumb do you have to be to use a government owned work computer to buy massive amounts of drugs online?
Gloomy-Ad1171 t1_je8gwdb wrote
Coast Guard officer working for DHS uses work computer to plan terrorist attacks
ADarwinAward t1_je8i4pa wrote
Wow that racist nut job googled “how to bring down the us government” amongst many other far more sinister things on his work computer.
Good thing he was a dumbass.
Lucavii t1_je8wr33 wrote
>“how to bring down the us government”
Little did he know the way to do this is become a member of congress and pass laws restricting education, gerrymander the shit out of every state, install heavily biased judges at every level of court, and then proceed to demolish every precedent every set.
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lifeofideas t1_je9mm6b wrote
Good thing no major political party is—D’oh!
Locksmithbloke t1_jebuot1 wrote
Ah, the "put-in plan".
Bigdongs t1_je93109 wrote
Howtooverthrowgov.pdf
Gloomy-Ad1171 t1_je9x61o wrote
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iforgotmymittens t1_je9hrkp wrote
Didn’t even use an incognito window I bet. Tsk tsk.
redditdave t1_jea8b9d wrote
You’re probably joking, but incognito doesn’t prevent your browsing data from being saved. It just gives you a false sense of confidence
Lucavii t1_jebuuiw wrote
That is the joke
redditdave t1_jebw899 wrote
as it was probable to be
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Available-Camera8691 t1_jealvhf wrote
I wanna see the wikihow images that went along with that
ADarwinAward t1_jeam7n8 wrote
Ok I googled how revolutions start and wiki how uses a very generous interpretation of that word.
Available-Camera8691 t1_jeanr8f wrote
Folks nowadays really forget how important acoustic jam sessions are in revolutions.
Mythosaurus t1_jeb3yd9 wrote
The overlap between smart people and white supremacists is small, and the smart ones know how to keep their views hidden while getting important jobs in society.
_quickdrawmcgraw_ t1_jeamwso wrote
The call is coming from.... Inside the house!
Locksmithbloke t1_jebuusg wrote
The House? The Senate!
[deleted] t1_jecc55z wrote
>coast guard lieutenant
Oh, some kid who should've known better.
>Christopher Hasson, 50
Ah.
ClammyHandedFreak t1_je8hjmb wrote
It’s someone who was probably doing 20 other illegal things he didn’t get caught for and lost track of what devices to commit his crimes on. It’s like porn addicts that find themselves on a porn website on their work computer before they realize what device they are using.
sjfiuauqadfj t1_je8px6g wrote
its that or he was an idiot and didnt know any better
pieceofwheat t1_je9cbxc wrote
I don’t think it’s an either/or type situation
magistrate101 t1_je8rtho wrote
Fun Fact: in some places it's a separate charge to have child pornography on a work computer vs a personal computer. Found that out browsing the local jail roster.
droi86 t1_je9wq1p wrote
I don't even visit reddit on my work computer
whalesalad t1_jeahv7u wrote
the bar is unfortunately incredibly low for government service
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