Submitted by Picture-unrelated t3_10yw5od in news
TheCrowsSoundNice t1_j805lwx wrote
SEARCH. IVANKA. TRUMP'S. GRAVE. Perfect place to hide stuff.
humdaaks_lament t1_j80cbza wrote
Ivana. Ivanka is still bothering the living.
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iAmTheHYPE- t1_j80mxhm wrote
> IVANKA.
Kinda hard to search a living woman's grave...
TheCrowsSoundNice t1_j8cx4jy wrote
You can buy a grave before you die.
Rickk38 t1_j815pan wrote
Easy mistake to make. Ever seen a corpse prepared for an open casket? Waxy sheen on the face and too much makeup? Well...
ifallsmn218 t1_j81eb79 wrote
Any more facelifts & Ivanka will have a beard.
RealTheDonaldTrump t1_j80segi wrote
Fun fact: That golf course that she is buried at got reclassified as a cemetery after that. For tax reasons of course.
00notmyrealname00 t1_j80akob wrote
Yo. No doubt that coffin has more inside than a body in gaudy clothing. No. Freakin. Doubt.
CaptainMiserable t1_j80inga wrote
that would legit be the dumbest place to hide documents. How do you expect him to retrieve any documents?
allothernamestaken t1_j80lrw5 wrote
Right? If that's where you're hiding them, you may as well just destroy them.
TreyDood t1_j80okx5 wrote
This feels like an Arrested Development plot unfolding.
SimpleSalami1965 t1_j80wlk5 wrote
QUICK! Somebody check the banana stand!
CoughingLamb t1_j80p2dk wrote
I know, I can't believe people are still peddling this stupid conspiracy. They always use "the pallbearers were struggling too much for the coffin to only have ashes in it" as their evidence, when it's like, do they not realize how much a coffin alone weighs?
bros402 t1_j825fmh wrote
200 lbs for this costco coffin - https://www.costco.com/the-president-casket-by-prime.product.100379576.html
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