This relentless squeeze for money would almost be comical if it wasn’t so pervasive and gross. We’ve got the airlines gauging for you to be able to pick a seat. Streaming companies demanding you verify you’re you on your WiFi. Social media charging to verify. And oh yeah, my gym that distinguishes between which type of Pilates you do, and charges you $30 for an hour’s ass time on a wood plank. Fuck my life. They want every damn dime.