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Vault-71 t1_j98hpv4 wrote
Reply to comment by WaxyWingie in North Korea launches 3 suspected ballistic missiles, Japan's Coast Guard says by Picture-unrelated
Someone's gotta stop Cthulhu
elevenminutesago t1_j98k77d wrote
Thank you for my new favorite conspiracy theory.
North Korea very well may go down in history for saving all of mankind.
peepjynx t1_j9b1vnx wrote
My favorite one is that they're protecting Japan from kaiju.
No-Awareness4864 t1_j9anf6g wrote
North Korea behind scenes just blasting away kaijus.
ZachMN t1_j98ys4e wrote
Save him? They’re trying to summon him.
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Allaroundlost t1_j98tqdv wrote
Can one actually stop Cthulhu though ?
Kiplerwow t1_j9akz60 wrote
I feel like launching missiles while hes trying to snooze would just piss him off.
Mad_Heretek t1_j9as6h9 wrote
In the Call of Cthulhu tabletop game, there are actually rules for hitting Cthulhu with a nuke.
It says it works for a few hours, then he reforms, pissed off and very very radioactive.
They have effectively made the problem 10x worse
peepjynx t1_j9b25gw wrote
Wouldn't that be the gaslight of the century though. Having Japan repeatedly thank them for the missiles so the kaiju don't get out of hand.
Sending clips and deep fakes of Godzilla being struck down.
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