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WaxyWingie t1_j984cav wrote

Those guys seriously need to stop bombing fish.

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Vault-71 t1_j98hpv4 wrote

Someone's gotta stop Cthulhu

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elevenminutesago t1_j98k77d wrote

Thank you for my new favorite conspiracy theory.

North Korea very well may go down in history for saving all of mankind.

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peepjynx t1_j9b1vnx wrote

My favorite one is that they're protecting Japan from kaiju.

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Kiplerwow t1_j9akz60 wrote

I feel like launching missiles while hes trying to snooze would just piss him off.

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Mad_Heretek t1_j9as6h9 wrote

In the Call of Cthulhu tabletop game, there are actually rules for hitting Cthulhu with a nuke.

It says it works for a few hours, then he reforms, pissed off and very very radioactive.

They have effectively made the problem 10x worse

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peepjynx t1_j9b25gw wrote

Wouldn't that be the gaslight of the century though. Having Japan repeatedly thank them for the missiles so the kaiju don't get out of hand.

Sending clips and deep fakes of Godzilla being struck down.

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