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Bigwing2 t1_j7mikjf wrote
Cheney is one soulless SOB.
rikki-tikki-deadly t1_j7mm96b wrote
He really is. He's basically the closest thing the United States has to a Darth Vader, except for the potential redemption arc.
PEVEI t1_j7mmx3y wrote
Henry Kissinger rises from his crypt
"Amateur."
raevnos t1_j7mtdqv wrote
Kissinger is still alive!
But he probably sleeps in a coffin like the vampire he is.
Liet-Kinda t1_j7pb4lp wrote
I do not wish for any man’s death, but I would read a news article about Henry Kissinger getting set on fire with great relish
Not_a_Wizardd t1_j7msyys wrote
Crypt? May be a joke about him being a soulless ghoul, but he is somehow still walking the Earth.
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jwhaler17 t1_j7nziqm wrote
And that he wasn’t in it albeit alive
tracerhaha t1_j7ngae0 wrote
Kissinger is a lich not a ghoul.
Hollow_Rant t1_j7mo0zc wrote
Somehow, Kissinger's policies are back...
Copeshit t1_j7mtodd wrote
> He's basically the closest thing the United States has to a Darth Vader
Redditors try not to compare politics to Star Wars and superhero movies for children [impossible challenge]
Asyncrosaurus t1_j7nfjzm wrote
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Its not just reddit, it's all political discourse on the internet.
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You forgot to include Harry potter.
Copeshit t1_j7nu9wo wrote
> Its not just reddit, it's all political discourse on the internet.
It's overwhelmingly prevalent on reddit though, the "X is literally Palpatine/Voldemort" meme has been associated with the redditor stereotype since like 2018.
> You forgot to include Harry potter.
Redditors have quieted down on the Harry Potter references recently, for reasons related to JK Rowling that you probably already know about.
strahag t1_j7oce44 wrote
Star Wars is filled with political commentary. Though not the Darth Vader parts lol
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ironroad18 t1_j7o7lpj wrote
The fact that Cheney has spoken out repeatedly against Trump is scary.
"I might have started a war for oil profits, but this mother fucker is a NEW type of evil."
rikki-tikki-deadly t1_j7oae57 wrote
I don't think Cheney sees Trump as evil - and I doubt he'd care if he did. He probably sees them as incompetent clowns who are fucking up his vision of a permanent (white male) American hegemony, which is why he has such disdain for them.
dhuntergeo t1_j7myn63 wrote
Plot twist: his daughter is the redemption arc
Now_Wait-4-Last_Year t1_j7p1adh wrote
No, she's also awful. Just slightly less so than those more awful people.
Unless of course the plot twist is that redemption arc is also awful (and not what we'd think is something that passes for redemption).
dhuntergeo t1_j7poet8 wrote
Yeah, she is, except for apparently believing in democracy
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Canadian_Commentator t1_j7n49cb wrote
redemption arc? did he announce he'd bury himself alive?
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jetbag513 t1_j7n9mbv wrote
Pair him up with Skeletor (Rick) Scott and they are quite the pair.
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justforthearticles20 t1_j7mym9f wrote
Ron DeSatan enters the chat
kingoflint282 t1_j7ncf68 wrote
He’s the Emperor
BBTB2 t1_j7mmsjn wrote
I have a weird respect for him - he’s a self preservationist and is only in support of his own agenda of self-enrichment (maybe family as well), he also doesn’t try to fake it or hide it.
Use_this_1 t1_j7mop8q wrote
At least he wasn't a whiny little bitch like TFG. He made people cry, he did cry about people being mean to him. I'm pretty sure our hate fuels him.
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VyrPlan t1_j7mqgbj wrote
yeah, ideologically and as a human being i despise him (he was - at least before the current era of republican slapstick - a picture of everything wrong with american politics) but he was not a phony
it's funny to me that as overtly uncaring and self-serving as he was, he'd surely be considered a flower-child by today's conservative standards
and even though he'll likely get his prostate checked with a fireplace poker for all eternity, i do have a soft spot for mean old fuckers who just wont die
Tulol t1_j7oq6uf wrote
Is this soft spot ur anus?
westdl t1_j7n8xbp wrote
And yet in the current era, he’s not the worst of them. Who in 2006 would have ever guessed?
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sistahmaryelefante t1_j7nbor4 wrote
Completely disassociated from humanity yet still considers himself human
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