Submitted by filmginger2489 t3_104uyjm in newjersey
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TheRacoonist t1_j377s9i wrote
Is there a lazier title than "Only in Jersey..."
ofthedappersort t1_j377z10 wrote
The Blumpkin. The ultimate mixture of business and pleasure.
HighCaliberBullet t1_j378zrb wrote
Was this in Clifton?
vc1914 t1_j379a4o wrote
NGL… I would if I could. Wife would kill me
whaler76 t1_j37c9fe wrote
Thats Hasbrouck heights, 17n by Bendix Diner
Mr_Matt_K t1_j37dtpj wrote
Mr_Matt_K t1_j37e0uz wrote
A combination of blueberries and pumpkins.
I wouldn't've guessed that?
That's all the time we have for Tradio today...
🎵 Lord I found Jesus... 🎵
Yohzer67 t1_j37exsi wrote
Good lord, I have a love/hate relationship with humans
Own_Sympathy_4809 t1_j37fn1x wrote
I guess I’m getting old . What’s a blumpkn?
Igglezandporkrollplz t1_j37gf89 wrote
Hook a blumpkin! Dont sleep on its cousin either, the elusive flumpkin
The_Band_Geek t1_j37h0t0 wrote
r/subaru is leaking
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outcome--independent t1_j37j4dj wrote
Only in Jersey.
outcome--independent t1_j37j7iq wrote
Fellatio whilst defecating.
splitimage0406 t1_j37je5e wrote
Love it jerseys finest!!!
stugots10 t1_j37kw10 wrote
chazzlabs t1_j37loib wrote
Thought of that car immediately. I see it once a week. Car looks almost identical.
dman928 t1_j37lp2f wrote
The mullet of sexual deviance
WhiteStopSign t1_j37lsak wrote
What would your title be?
rockmasterflex t1_j37mauh wrote
For this sub? Maybe just three periods and a picture of a flag.
Posts like this aren’t just low effort, they’re also completely irrelevant to NJ. It’s a license plate. If you couldnt see the colors or read the state would you post it here?
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New_Stats t1_j37neyf wrote
Don't look up Alaskan Pipeline, it's even worse and it'll destroy any and all innocence you have left in you
HennyRudy t1_j37ngz2 wrote
RIGHT!? Like other states don't have blumpkins!
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gimme20regular_cash t1_j37nux2 wrote
A timeless classic. A real crowd-pleaser of sorts.
gimme20regular_cash t1_j37nxcd wrote
idiosyncrisia t1_j37ohbr wrote
Only thing I can think of is rolling up to work with that plate. It’s almost like a face tattoo lol.
That said, love me some Subaru and that thing is probably coming from Prime in Wallington ( decent Subaru tuner in north NJ)
New_Stats t1_j37olwj wrote
Wise choice. I hate this knowledge so much I want to crack my skull open and rip out the part of my brain where the info on Alaskan pipeline is stored
pickleops t1_j37owlo wrote
This has to be a license plate in every other state...
BallinBenFrank t1_j37p8wu wrote
Business in the front, party in the back?
E: I’m referring to the blumpkin
funkyblumpkin t1_j37phe2 wrote
Me but funky…
philly_allen t1_j37pj3z wrote
A guy at Drew’s rugby nickname was that, wonder if it’s him
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swellsnj t1_j37ppsn wrote
Of course the blumpkin is located so close to the Bendix Diner.
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Extra_Advance_477 t1_j37pzvb wrote
After blumpkin......dirty sanchez
greasyminkey t1_j37q1f3 wrote
You people are all perverts, Blumpkin is a very popular type of pie in the south. It’s a mix of blueberry and pumpkin
dirtisgood t1_j37q8d2 wrote
I suspect the owner of this car is very proud that they got this plate approved.
whatsasimba t1_j37qjtw wrote
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AdHuge1241 t1_j37qq66 wrote
This is actually in Bristol it’s not in NJ
Your_in_Trouble t1_j37saba wrote
Drty Jrzy
KeyWest- t1_j37siy7 wrote
Only in (insert place here). But actually it could happen anywhere. I hate that saying.
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haunted_star t1_j37txqu wrote
route 17 by Bendix Diner?
climbhigher420 t1_j37up2r wrote
Needs more exhaust pipes and more tint on the tail lights but I’m sure his fog lights are on.
Own_Sympathy_4809 t1_j37v0p8 wrote
Thanks for the complement !
KneeDeepInTheDead t1_j37vies wrote
Saw this car in Carldstat a few weeks ago. Had to do a double take.
Hi_PM_Me_Anything t1_j37vs4f wrote
... This looks like the Rt 17 next to Bendix Diner in Teterbobo :squint:
Otherwise-Repair6050 t1_j37wo10 wrote
I legit searched up the meaning of blumpkin 💀
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breakplans t1_j37x3li wrote
I think it's actually the other way around...
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karankshah t1_j37x87b wrote
Business in the party, front in the back, got it
filmginger2489 OP t1_j37xows wrote
It’s jersey u dumb dumb
allaboutthataction t1_j3803gr wrote
Is this right next to the Bendix Diner on 17N?
blumpkin_donuts t1_j382ihl wrote
What a punk.
Rungi500 t1_j3842a6 wrote
Off ramp sign looks like it might say Newark.
Flashy_Welcome_6770 t1_j3873a2 wrote
The Subaru owner: fearless and possibly a large golden retriever at the wheel so let’s think about that before we assume
Thendofreason t1_j388ju5 wrote
Proud
meatball402 t1_j38epmr wrote
What I'm getting here is the dmv either doesn't check urban dictionary, or they do and just have great sense of humor
Decent_Bunch_5491 t1_j38ildu wrote
2005 Germany. High school summer student exchange program. I’ll never forget
jerseyStoner t1_j38jf9l wrote
In jersey.
RegalWombat t1_j38jyy5 wrote
God feels like Bush was still president the last time I heard somebody say blumpkin aloud.
BeardedGrundle t1_j38lj01 wrote
Yes. My car
HumanShadow t1_j38ln3u wrote
I think that every time I'm on these roads regardless of what the plates say.
BeardedGrundle t1_j38lwf3 wrote
Hey, that's me!
haunted_star t1_j38ncio wrote
haha love it. I still haven’t tried the diner. The one time I went I couldn’t get into the parking lot, it was full of big rigs
dman928 t1_j38rv1p wrote
You got it. Reverse mullet!
JustLurkingInSNJ t1_j38rvpg wrote
Post history actually checks!
IonTheBall2 t1_j38uydj wrote
Must-win game
reboobula t1_j38yzko wrote
Sick
WhippetRun t1_j3904fh wrote
They have/had a blind waiter there, not sure if they still do.
lady_lowercase t1_j397vvh wrote
*waves in subie*
TimSPC t1_j3989cn wrote
Sonicfan42069666 t1_j39b51c wrote
Well, yeah. It's a New Jersey license plate and there can only be one. Any other BLUMPKN plates would have to be from other states.
jEsTsBaCk t1_j39f1p2 wrote
Haha hahaha I like this one.
jEsTsBaCk t1_j39f5io wrote
Technically…….. party in the front, business in the back :)
jEsTsBaCk t1_j39f8g4 wrote
Holy balls. Didn’t even look at your response. Great minds.
ThatOtherOtherGuy3 t1_j39fiky wrote
Just think about getting head after Taco Bell.
And let your imagination take care of the rest.
Own_Sympathy_4809 t1_j39itdj wrote
Thanks . That helped a lot lol .
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shromboy t1_j39qesf wrote
If you want some tinting done lmk (if you're in North jersey)
filmginger2489 OP t1_j39sy8w wrote
BeardedGrundle t1_j39tzee wrote
Already tinted all the way around. I'll keep ya in mind if I decide to do the windshield
shromboy t1_j39vvk3 wrote
Cheers mate, looks good
BackgroundFit6051 t1_j39vwx8 wrote
R/wrx
rgirv3 t1_j3a13i0 wrote
Username checks out
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BreadHead911 t1_j3a5txg wrote
A reverse blumpkin is when your girl sucks your dick while she’s takin a shit. Rare kind of lady to pull off this task
BreadHead911 t1_j3a6ast wrote
r/wrx is where this degenerate can be found (I too am a degenerate, make poor financial decisions, and drive a wrx)
BreadHead911 t1_j3a6pc8 wrote
I drive one. I have a love hate relationship with it but I will say it’s not great on gas and AWD is overkill for NJ (at least so far this winter). But it can be quick when I need it to be.
The_Band_Geek t1_j3a6qc5 wrote
We get it, bro, you vape.
BreadHead911 t1_j3a73jl wrote
I TOLD YOU WE MAKE POOR DECISIONS. But hey, at least we’re getting blumpkins, or at least one of us is.
stateofbrine t1_j3a75i1 wrote
I haven’t heard or seen that word in years. Amazing
Desperate_Ambrose t1_j3apecr wrote
Keepin' it classy. . . .
turbopro25 t1_j3bvo6g wrote
There is a car in my area that the plate just says “FART”. In fact I think someone posted it on here a while back.
filmginger2489 OP t1_j3ca1ya wrote
Driving behind you made my day. Let’s be blumpkin friends. Figuratively, of course
BeardedGrundle t1_j3e0rsx wrote
That's why I love it the most. Seeing people behind me in traffic laughing makes me day.
BoomTownRat71 t1_j3eoalf wrote
I tried to get RUSTYTROMBONE. Too long. 😔
when-i-say-yee t1_j3ss51w wrote
I JUST SAW HIM TODAY I felt like I saw a celebrity
fast-and-loose t1_j370z3t wrote
There’s someone in my area who also drives a blue Subaru and has the license plate “TOILET.” I wonder if this person & that person are buddies.