Submitted by TheFuzziestDumpling t3_y7qwjo in newjersey
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paragon12321 t1_isw5r1q wrote
Eyes on the prize, people
Smacpats111111 t1_iswbt9t wrote
Exactly. Jersey is a piece of trash but it's our piece of trash, if I hear anyone else calling it a piece of trash, I'm gonna put them in the damn trash..
Funny_Breadfruit_413 t1_iswsc1h wrote
It doesn't tear us apart. We fight over dumb issue like family. It's just what we do.
iamstrugglin t1_iswuq5r wrote
We fight for NJ, not against NJ, because it's worth fighting for.
tiebreaker- t1_isx81eu wrote
GTFO the left lane united!
Great-Vacation8674 t1_isx8j8k wrote
Brand or product?
beersngears t1_isx96ix wrote
Pork roll
vc1914 t1_isx9rx6 wrote
Great-Vacation8674 t1_isxa0ju wrote
Well we both know that is simply not true..lol. You and I both know that Taylor is the brand and pork roll is the product. You happen to like the Taylor brand over others, but the product you are purchasing is pork roll.
vc1914 t1_isxbpsd wrote
John Taylor was only forced to change the name from Taylor Ham to pork roll bc it wasn’t actually ham. I still call chicken nuggets, chicken nuggets and not deep fried pink slime.
Thejerseyjon609 t1_isxcaz7 wrote
Surprised they remember not to include that little piece that belongs to Delaware
EastCoastMountaineer t1_isxda5i wrote
Borders are imaginary lines drawn to identify who the government can steal from in the form of taxes, and to promote infighting among the populace.
immaphantomLOL t1_isxf6gb wrote
Nj residents: will literally fight each other over region and food names
Also nj residents: will literally, and with extreme prejudice kill anyone that even talks badly on nj
It’s me. I’m nj residents. Central jersey exists. It’s called pork roll. And I’ll fight anyone that says otherwise.
With love ❤️
Tatunkawitco t1_isxh6l5 wrote
jawnquistador t1_isxkqs2 wrote
I will not be high roaded into unifying with a “pork roll”-er
BoomTownRat71 t1_isxlnul wrote
I personally dispute any association with MAGA South Jersey.
Summoarpleaz t1_isxmybo wrote
Curious… is New Brunswick in central? I used to say that but then someone from Princeton said it was north so idk.
I don’t care either way, things are just either close to my home or far lol. And I’m from an immigrant family but grew up in NJ so I didn’t know what taylorham pork roll even was until college. I just know it’s really good in a breakfast sandwich.
Summoarpleaz t1_isxn0q4 wrote
The question is if this border includes the Statue of Liberty. /s
immaphantomLOL t1_isxncv7 wrote
Tbh I have no idea. I grew up in Woodbridge township and was told it was central. Now I think anything south of the Driscoll bridge is central.
Currently live in Delanco and they say it’s south but is basically east Philly with less gun shots.
So who knows.
whatsasimba t1_isxous8 wrote
I'm in a neon blue town in S. Jersey.
Great-Vacation8674 t1_isxsbj5 wrote
That’s because they are mc nuggets. Do you call all bologna Oscar Mayer? Regardless of the name change and reasonings of why, it’s still pork roll made by Taylor.
Metfan722 t1_isxt5ma wrote
IT'S PORK ROLL YOU HEATHEN!
5uck3rpunch t1_isxvoxj wrote
I moved out of NJ 27 years ago but I still think NJ has something for everyone in all of the different areas. I just wish I could get morons that do not live in NJ to understand how beautiful the state is.
SyndicalistCPA t1_isy31h2 wrote
I dunno, if someone dropped a tactical nuke on Tom's River I think I'd shrug.
felipe_the_dog t1_isy5cr4 wrote
We can fight as long as we never forget that we're better than every other state.
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the-camster t1_isy5mqb wrote
Jacuzzi
Band Aid
Xerox
Q-Tip
Tannoy
Bubble Wrap
Taser
Popsicle
Escalator
Kerosene
Dumpster
Kleenex
Thermos
Chapstick
Frisbee
Jumbotron
Zamboni
Aspirin
Photoshop
Jeep
Rollerblade
Plexiglass
Velcro
Jet Ski
TelePrompTer
TAYLOR HAM
Great-Vacation8674 t1_isy6ewi wrote
Yes, and still people have preferences for which brand.
Edit to add there is no such thing as Taylor ham. It’s not ham.
AmericanoWsugar t1_isye8rs wrote
Fuck you and see you tomorrow!
sunbun12345 t1_isyjyra wrote
I would say so, but New Brunswick still leans north, as it is closer to Elizabeth, Edison and Newark, places which are definitely north
TheDiplomancer t1_isylpbs wrote
Fighting is fine as long as the out-of-staters don't hear it. They'll think it's just another reason to make fun of us.
sugarintheboots t1_isyujne wrote
But there are regions!!
brown_trout t1_isz03d2 wrote
I guess we could call this the "Wholesome Map of NJ"
Palmsiepoo t1_isz1221 wrote
yea! Fuck PA drivers!
iamstrugglin t1_isz63v0 wrote
Its them or the NY drivers in the left lane doing speed limit on the turnpike. Gets me straight up apoplectic. EVERY. FUCKIN'. TIME. 😫
gordonv t1_iszq4nj wrote
Everything in Middlesex County is Central.
Electronic-Entrance3 t1_it0ej5h wrote
Tell that to the guy who pass you 95mph in the i95 🤣🤣
Summoarpleaz t1_it0evd6 wrote
Yeah I get that, but having grown up in Morris, and then going to New Brunswick, it’s kinda strange to think of those two places as one region
available_username2 t1_it0h00p wrote
actually some of what you circled there is delaware
love2Vax t1_it0ucc5 wrote
It's like getting between siblings fighting, and then they both turn around and kick your ass working together.
akrieg t1_it10pqa wrote
‘Central jersey exists. It’s called pork roll.’
I was going to argue with you about Central Jersey existing, but your unique approach to terminology has won me over. I find North Jersey, Pork Roll, South Jersey, and the Shore to be acceptable regions.
ianisms10 t1_isw338k wrote
I'll fight over the divisions until someone from the outside attacks us. Only we get to be mean to New Jersey.