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kittyglitther t1_itipzcp wrote

Finally stepping up their Halloween decor.

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Castor_and_Pollux123 t1_itj1y8o wrote

Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Roly-Poly Fish Heads

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PurpleSailor t1_itk0h04 wrote

This was the last call song at the club I went to in the early 80's, drunken memories 🍹

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pepperman7 t1_itj11qi wrote

Attention Shoprite customers, now on sale in our fresh seafood department....

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dericn t1_itjdkax wrote

Does every store have the same "Hallo Shawppers" guy announcing specials, or it that just in the Wharton store?

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bc0mplex t1_itj4dzj wrote

Don't forget to talk to Sheela our Human Resources Manager for an on the spot interview.

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friendfromjersey t1_itiqhrz wrote

What exactly would you do with that if you bought it?

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FineDrapery OP t1_itirdr9 wrote

I foolishly didn’t ask the employee if it was on sale. I’m not a fishmonger but I’m pretty sure the biggest use for fish heads is using them to make stews/soups. Given that this is probably a bit too big to fit in any reasonably sized pot, can’t imagine what it’s use would be. If I were more talented, I would take it home and forge a bone sword that I’d use to mow down Pennsylvanians that like to make fun of us.

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Anonymous_Hazard t1_itivta5 wrote

Swordfish egg and cheese SPK

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911822 t1_itix8j2 wrote

Us Pennsylvanians aren’t scared. The weapon you’d make probably wouldn’t be legal in NJ anyway.

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FineDrapery OP t1_itiyohm wrote

Haha. Maybe your Philadelphians would show courage, but I doubt the rest of you would on account that you all have to come to the Jersey shore just to see what an ocean is, so I doubt half of you even know what a fish looks like let alone one with a damn sword built into it. I see your Pennsylvania Walmarts with assault rifles and crossbows, and raise our New Jersey ShopRite Swordfish in response.

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megandr t1_itj2da6 wrote

It's going to be a perfectly legal "other".

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hayabusa160 t1_itkug2e wrote

you chop it up and make a soup or just eat it grilled or fried

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sujihiki t1_itj42e4 wrote

There’s a lot of amazing meat on fish heads. Especially big fish heads.

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mods_are____ t1_itjvkfd wrote

me personally, I'd butcher the spine off and steam the meat of the head until tender, probably 13-15 minutes. i would then painstakingly strip the bones of the flesh, and turn the steamed flesh into a spread (swordfish riette) for my bagels.

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phoenix823 t1_itjac78 wrote

Oh that's just Frank, he smokes a ton of weed on Sundays and just enjoys people watching from his ice bucket.

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JudyLyonz t1_itixnob wrote

Yeah, see this is why I stay they hell away from the seafood area. That is the stuff of my nightmares. Which ShopRite was this in?

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Breakdawall t1_itj2eag wrote

the shop rite in laurel hill on black wood clementon road had alligator meat once

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Jsmith0730 t1_itiqlox wrote

Getting Final Destination vibes here.

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Sivallye t1_itiw6kj wrote

They’re just Vibin

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Brachinus t1_itjqgf3 wrote

I saw it too, thought it was fake decor at first until I noticed that it was on ice, and the ice was a little pinkish colored.

And that's the tail sticking out of the ice next to it (to the right in the pic).

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roytay t1_itjvwko wrote

He’s fine. He’s just curled up in there.

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emmgdac t1_itje56y wrote

Yikes wtf? Lmao where is this?

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NiceGuyMike t1_itjng69 wrote

Attention Shoppers, great savings in the fish department. Please, no running....no seriously DO NOT RUN!

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johnnyrockes t1_itklvrl wrote

Fulton fish market NY, had tons of these big game fish flying around on fork lifts, crazy sight to see that place operate

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scubastefon t1_itj2n9e wrote

Seems like a bit of a liability…

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MissMilkerss t1_itk831j wrote

ShopRite is a year round haunted house

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befan01 t1_itkr2e8 wrote

I think it’s not for sale but to show that the swordfish us very fresh

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johnnyredleg t1_itkr3oa wrote

Perfect for hanging a fedora on there.

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lionsden08 t1_itkrwwn wrote

This is where food comes from. probably makes a killer fish stew if it’s still fresh!

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Kaptcha420 t1_itktatu wrote

What shoprite is this? 😂

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5uck3rpunch t1_itkx62p wrote

Watch where you sit in that department!

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Zabazooo t1_itl2uzr wrote

You can use that as a sword!

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Sunsailor76 t1_itlp2rx wrote

That’s going to be a big bill.

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SocialistCoconut t1_itm3nij wrote

Looks like it'd make a nice stew in a cauldron.

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FriendlyBeta t1_itmqyd1 wrote

Snap the sword off and become the Fish Knight.

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Seefutjay t1_itndkkw wrote

Give me that filet-o-fish

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