Submitted by D3ATH_ADDER t3_120z6n9 in newjersey
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JerseyWiseguy t1_jdjmy01 wrote
Dekay's brown snake. Harmless to humans.
impracticable t1_jdjne4f wrote
that's an oroboros
TriggerTough t1_jdjp9vq wrote
Death Adder. Hide the kids.
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdjpbz8 wrote
That is what we call a "nope rope" in the business
Thisismypasswprd t1_jdjtmbr wrote
What business? It's a harmless snake
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdju553 wrote
It's a joke!
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdju75q wrote
Thisismypasswprd t1_jdjvxv3 wrote
I know. But the joke doesn't work cuz if you were in the business it's barely a nope rope
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdjw8x5 wrote
It is in the Ophidiophobia business
Motivator9931 t1_jdjx7q7 wrote
It's a wiggly pretzel.
Summoarpleaz t1_jdjyg7v wrote
Well.. it’s no longer an outdoor snake I can tell you that much.
StNic54 t1_jdjyov5 wrote
If you find it by the supermarket, it’d be a Piggly Wiggly pretzel
bibdrums t1_jdjz9xa wrote
Hide yo wife.
jrjordan30 t1_jdjzakd wrote
It’s called Run. Just Run.
Deepeye225 t1_jdjzo31 wrote
and hide yo husbands too..
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19374729 t1_jdk0iad wrote
be cool guys the fun police is here
hazmatt57 t1_jdk110q wrote
I’m disappointed with this question based on your username.
OtherAcctWasBanned11 t1_jdk13hc wrote
We'll also accept "Danger Noodle" in the business.
PizzaPoopFuck t1_jdk1mez wrote
That’s Mike the sneg
carpentersglue t1_jdk2xsc wrote
Hims tangled snek.
airbornejoel t1_jdk350t wrote
Noodles
jkurl1195 t1_jdk3b6q wrote
Everybody's gettin' snakebit.
Agreeable-Scene-8038 t1_jdk3llr wrote
Garter snake. There’s lots of different color morphs. And they can be surprisingly large.
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdk3s0v wrote
Yes we do thank you
Zaknoid t1_jdk4bqn wrote
I think that's a pure Alabama Black Snake.
NicParkSutt t1_jdk6vbz wrote
… that you brought inside?!
chocotacogato t1_jdk7lmd wrote
Brown snake! I remember my teacher kept it as a pet in class and we would catch bugs and worms to feed her!
Familiar-Avocado-723 t1_jdk8uvk wrote
Could be a Northern Water Snake. Although the ones I’ve seen around here have an orangish tint to the underside.
Edited to add: I think the brown snake ID is correct.
thewetsockdevil t1_jdkafa1 wrote
Dekay's brown, as mentioned. Put it back outside, it will keep the rodent population in check. Edit: another user brought to my attention that Dekay's do not eat rodents, but primarily feed on small invertebrates. Still good to have, especially if you have a garden.
EN_TlTY t1_jdkaoyz wrote
what part of jersey are you from so i know where to stay away
ManacondaPipe t1_jdkb7y8 wrote
Lmfaoo took the words right out my mouth 🤣🤣🤣
theflyingscroll t1_jdkbthe wrote
Auntie Adder’s Pretzel
Yoshiyo0211 t1_jdkcvz1 wrote
:: everyone cheers::
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pleuvonics t1_jdked7r wrote
Tekashi 6ix9ine
LittlestOtter t1_jdkefdw wrote
"she say too beaucoup, too beaucoup"
Dbssist t1_jdkf6iq wrote
Adoraborous, I think you’ll find.
FawltyPython t1_jdkhx9e wrote
That's Henry
Ambitious-Box-9884 t1_jdkincu wrote
It could be a garder snake
Potate_toes t1_jdkjjmb wrote
The slithery kind
firstbreathOOC t1_jdkk0gm wrote
iNaturalist is awesome for animal IDs
OttomanTwerk t1_jdkk256 wrote
Where the hell in Jersey is there a damn Piggly wiggly? No one from NJ would step foot in a store with such a dumbass name.
ChesterNorris t1_jdkkkbf wrote
it iz snek.
StNic54 t1_jdkl416 wrote
But Acme are fair game? Good luck with your cartoon dynamite.
lajih t1_jdklfzi wrote
downright huge even if you're going to call every snake you see a garter. That python? It's a Garter. The copperhead over there? Also a garter. This garter pictured is one of the "Dekays Brown Snake" ones, and you can tell because of the way it is.
Fallen_Mercury t1_jdklh7g wrote
GormyGorm t1_jdklhga wrote
omg you found Frank
kendrickislife t1_jdkn8k8 wrote
You bought it inside? 🫢
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ShallowFreakingValue t1_jdkqatq wrote
That’s Robert
Jake_FromStateFarm27 t1_jdkqjhg wrote
Nope rope
orthopod t1_jdkrg20 wrote
Also indicates that there is a rodent problem.
thebearbearington t1_jdkt9uc wrote
We small just fuck off
SecretGardenBlondie t1_jdkudft wrote
Brown snake harmless. I freaked out when I found one similar a few years ago laying in the sun on my patio. Neighbor came over and told me they are common and live in the rocky area in our yard
grwilkes88 t1_jdkvdtp wrote
Cute 😊
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logan44man t1_jdkw39n wrote
Looks real to me
JerseyGeneral t1_jdkw5gu wrote
That would be a nope rope.
BzztYeow t1_jdkxk5s wrote
Looks like a Northern Brown Snake, has all the key identifiers from http://newjerseysnakes.com/.
makingmozzarella t1_jdkyw1a wrote
Yea pretty sure that’s a snake. Need more pics though.
farfacogin t1_jdl1mdg wrote
Lucky it wasn’t a northern water snake, the one I met in milburn wasn’t friendly, not in least
rarerednosedbaboon t1_jdl20dx wrote
Black mamba
KangGuruAus77 t1_jdl2lc6 wrote
If you ever need help with snakes send me a message. There’s not a snake on this earth that I can’t name
alexstuntin t1_jdl3djl wrote
a python
VXMerlinXV t1_jdl3n2r wrote
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t touch the snake
Drewthisway t1_jdl3obh wrote
Scary
backwynd t1_jdl40uc wrote
>New Jersey
¯\(ツ)/¯
grimsb t1_jdl4aq7 wrote
and the snake won’t bite you
Candy-Level t1_jdl7qzd wrote
Always called these “Rat snakes”… assuming they are one in the same?
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D3ATH_ADDER OP t1_jdlax5t wrote
i released him soon after taking this picture. thanks for all the help. and for those wondering, i live in the woodbridge area.
69superman t1_jdlb1xj wrote
I don’t know what kind of snake but I wanna boop the noodle.
ratinthecellar t1_jdlcnn9 wrote
I think it just eats bugs, not rodents
ratinthecellar t1_jdlcqzn wrote
I think they just eat bugs and slugs
Busy_Cherry4952 t1_jdldrgi wrote
If you found it in the garden next to a your supermarket it's garden brown pigglie wigglie pretzel. 😁😁
dailysmokes t1_jdlf1gf wrote
A snake
Mystery_Per t1_jdlh5pj wrote
Nope rope
Katzesensei t1_jdli5k1 wrote
These guys eat exclusively slugs, snails and earthworms.
Katzesensei t1_jdli7n9 wrote
Nope, rat snakes are different.
PuzzleheadedLion2 t1_jdlj4hf wrote
"Need help identifying snake found in backyard"
"Need help identifying snake found in backyard...that is now in my sink"
Mikey_Meatballs t1_jdlkv74 wrote
Snakey McSnakepants.
Ecstatic-Passage-113 t1_jdlqmda wrote
Clearly a diamond back rattler.
adamfrom1980s t1_jdlsvcs wrote
Bruce Snakesteen
primefrost96 t1_jdltdr3 wrote
VXMerlinXV t1_jdlv2nd wrote
Yep, that’s officially part of the rhyme now. TY
StevieRaveOn63 t1_jdlxldl wrote
Because Wawa sounds so much more intelligent? lol
shinzantetsu t1_jdly8oi wrote
same here,i live right near the rahway prison on the border.732 boiiiiiiii
s1ugg0 t1_jdlyseq wrote
One of the greatest disappointments of my life was learning as a small boy that the grocery store chain is not the one who sells dynamite to Wile E. Coyote
Thisismypasswprd t1_jdm1o3f wrote
Underrated comment sir
OttomanTwerk t1_jdm2jws wrote
Yes. It does.
onyxpup7 t1_jdm2y8c wrote
hahah, true
tylerb011 t1_jdm4i4m wrote
Creative_Shoe6086 t1_jdm51lr wrote
that snake is Harvey.
seniorscrolls t1_jdm55q4 wrote
That's Jericho Cornflash he's a really chill guy, like the least toxic dude he's super chill. Last I saw him he was hucking ears of corn over at the market.
the_last_carfighter t1_jdm5eqk wrote
Yes no thank you
the_last_carfighter t1_jdm5j5r wrote
I have a cat problem, they're peeing everywhere, rodents tho, no problem. I'm lobbying the town to get some gorillas to take care of the cat problem.
wildwillybillyboy t1_jdm6odu wrote
Black momba
arden13 t1_jdm6s78 wrote
Looks like my used-since-childhood classification of "garter snake" is apparently a colloquial term for a wide variety of snakes
onyxpup7 t1_jdm7kik wrote
I wonder if your cat problem has taken care of your rodent problem?
Jokes aside, maybe your county has a TNR program? I’m in South Jersey so my critter problems are all well rounded ಥ_ಥ
Truthseeker24-70 t1_jdm8ic5 wrote
Cat problem, not possible. You simply have potential friends and companions.
CaitlinNJ79TX t1_jdmbcr8 wrote
Justin Timbersnake
russbobderp t1_jdmc0g8 wrote
Gaga the snek lady
TheRealGmalenko t1_jdmcwi0 wrote
Infinity Snake
scyber t1_jdmd2ei wrote
Snakes are common throughout most of new jersey. Even urban areas will have snakes in parks and wooded areas.
Careless_Pause2419 t1_jdmeuls wrote
WTF I didn’t know there’s a prison in Rahway
gunnBUTT t1_jdmfjtz wrote
Looks like they
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Younicycle t1_jdmkatb wrote
How the hell did it survive in this cold?!?
JP0107- t1_jdmlkdl wrote
I’m pretty sure it’s a highly venomous king cobra snake. Please be careful When handling not to take the slime coating off of it as it can possibly get a disease from poor handling
Davarino279 t1_jdmn86p wrote
I live in Ocean county we have water moccasins and pine rattlesnake and of course all the harmless snakes.
Liveslowdieslower t1_jdmn8hs wrote
Oh that's a sneaky snek.
Davarino279 t1_jdmnz2j wrote
A northern copperhead and timber rattlesnake
valeofraritan t1_jdmoazn wrote
Only the eastern rattler and cottonmouth are dangerous snakes in this state. That's neither. The only dangerous wildlife here is bipedal. The rest are scared of the humans.
Seasiren323 t1_jdmobcr wrote
Black snake
baeliensexist t1_jdmsh8n wrote
Stoppppp 🤧🤧🤧🤧
andrewdok t1_jdmxc04 wrote
You must be living under a larger rock than that snake
adamfrom1980s t1_jdmxzgs wrote
Snaky Gaga
Tasty_staceiy t1_jdn3b5g wrote
Snake that eat just bugs👀??
TrueGeminiJay18 t1_jdn9fki wrote
Looks to me like a Garter snake.
thewetsockdevil t1_jdngiui wrote
Good to know, I was not aware. Still good to have around.
thewetsockdevil t1_jdngnwi wrote
That is the problem with what we call common names, actually. There are probably a dozen or more species of snakes in the US that people call rat snakes, but they are all distinct species. Here in NJ, I believe we have black rat snakes, which are different from these guys.
OxygenSherpa t1_jdnrz15 wrote
"Asp, very dangerous, you go first"
Jennifer_glitter t1_jdnwlr2 wrote
I’m in south Jersey seen one a few months ago while walking the dog
hwmtb t1_jdofa4w wrote
Your words reminded of the classic “the front fell off” bit.
Smooth-Evidence-3970 t1_jdou8yg wrote
I’d keep it as a pet looks pretty rad
Available-Meeting598 t1_jdp3evt wrote
Aww it looks scared 😟
Available-Meeting598 t1_jdp3uiz wrote
May of just been born not to long ago. It is Spring after all!
Available-Meeting598 t1_jdp41ps wrote
tex8222 t1_jdp8bvs wrote
This is Bob.
avbade1 t1_jdpgvb2 wrote
he lost his rainbow
force263 t1_jdpjxec wrote
On South Park they said a snake was harmless. Then it ate a man in like 3 seconds and shat out the skeleton. So…be careful
wolf-eju t1_jdpm99c wrote
Common water snake
ratinthecellar t1_jdqf41h wrote
yeah, slugs and worms and snails
shinzantetsu t1_je0sckk wrote
well its technically in avenel but its near the border of rahway,its named the NJ east prison i believe.
MTV back in the 90s made a doc involving a scared straight program that happened to be in this prison,check it out because its hilarious.
CoffeeMug2021 t1_jdjmx9g wrote
May be a northern brown snake