Submitted by JohnTitorOfficial t3_120nbl2 in newjersey
I was there the other day and it was like a Super Mario 64 level lol
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IronSeagull t1_jdi2gtx wrote
wtf does that even mean?
[deleted] t1_jdi2pm3 wrote
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lost_in_life_34 t1_jdi3hph wrote
they should build apartments there. perfect spot with the train there
dux18 t1_jdi6da5 wrote
You been taking too many mushrooms?
Jimmytowne t1_jdibuc3 wrote
It’s a nightmare
Motivator9931 t1_jdij9jp wrote
Watch out for the Hammer Bros.
JohnTitorOfficial OP t1_jdipi79 wrote
it has a liminal space vibe like Mario 64
NatAttack50932 t1_jdiy5ci wrote
The dream mall is the equivalent of taking the GDP of a small nation, converting it all into cash, drenching the cash in lighter fluid and then burning it like you're the fucking Joker.
There are a few nice boutique stores though so it's not all bad.
ryrypizza t1_jdjkkdy wrote
Yeah, with all of those (seemingly unsupervised?) toddlers riding around motorized animal go karts.
jerseycityfrankie t1_jdkvkka wrote
Lol the refrigerated indoor ski hill CAUGHT ON FIRE. If that happened in a novel you’d say it was stretching credibility too far.
Pkmatrix0079 t1_jdi2634 wrote
It's literally cursed. About the best explanation I've been able to come up with to explain the conga line of setbacks, accidents, and disasters that have plagued it for the literal decades to took to build and couple years since it opened.