Kbts87 t1_jde6y0x wrote on March 23, 2023 at 7:23 PM

"Get out there. Visit a non-Yale bar. Attend a Night Market, or Arts & Ideas. Go hang out in Elm City Games. Get a membership to MakeHaven. Go to the beach. Get a townie pregnant. Visit the local Planned Parenthood!"

Ummm. What? Since when is getting someone pregnant part of seeing the local scenery?

jlevnhv OP t1_jder546 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 9:32 PM

The way I figure, if you get someone pregnant and get stuck here, you're a proper New Havener :)

Kbts87 t1_jdfaq7k wrote on March 23, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Eww.

jlevnhv OP t1_jdg1fea wrote on March 24, 2023 at 3:05 AM

Does it help that I also disgust myself

flyingfred1027 t1_jdg2w38 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 3:18 AM

Kbts87 t1_jdg6bvo wrote on March 24, 2023 at 3:48 AM

Agreed.

ApizzSavant t1_jdh7j0c wrote on March 24, 2023 at 11:32 AM

Keep shining, king. They're probably a Yalie.