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l337quaker t1_j1ravvy wrote

Reply to comment by DimLug in A useful guide to surviving a dog attack by Witchdrdre

A mace?! Peasant, I carry an ancient katana, hand forged with 1 million hammer blows, tempered in the fires of a volcano and quenched in unicorn tears.

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Consistent-Winter-67 t1_j1sdcdj wrote

Get your weak iron out of here. Only the best European steel is suited to this wildness. The real weapon of choice is a bastard sword.

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EquusMaximus t1_j1tbdqd wrote

I realize these comments are purely for fun, and I'd love to entertain them, but in practical terms, any hard blunt object would do the job. Rebar specifically; the shorter the better.

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Mu5tBTru3Redd1t t1_j1td7ob wrote

Let me just pull this rebar outta my pocket….. actually. NH and it’s affinity for rebar accessories for the win ;) love it

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