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Doug_Shoe t1_iwqe26l wrote

Reply to comment by Able_Cunngham603 in How is it like to live in New Hampshire? by lullababby

didn't you also say that you, yourself, were personally attacked by Bigfoot in NH?

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Able_Cunngham603 t1_iwr8r0y wrote

I have successfully fought off multiple Bigfoot attacks, yes. That is part of my job--and part of the reason the state is so safe today. (they won't make that mistake again)

The only time one got the better of me was my first encounter, but I was just a kid at the time.

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Doug_Shoe t1_iwrar2e wrote

oh, so- Bigfoot attacks world-wide are rare. And in NH it's even more rare.

BUT- it's happened to you *multiple times*. Wow! That's amazing. I mean- what are the odds?

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Doug_Shoe t1_iwrdt32 wrote

You sell Self-Defense-Against-Bigfoot courses, right? That's amazingly luck that Bigfoot decided to attack you all those many times. Now you got lotsa Bigfoot fighting experience and can sell those courses. That's great.

Do you buy lottery tickets?

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Able_Cunngham603 t1_iws0kee wrote

My courses are complimentary. I am not here to make a buck off public safety.

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Doug_Shoe t1_iws0rvq wrote

That's nice. I'm interested in the molotov cocktails. Are you still making those here in NH?

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Able_Cunngham603 t1_iws2nzi wrote

To show solidarity with our brothers in Ukraine, we are now calling those Freedom Cocktails. 🇺🇦🇺🇸

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Doug_Shoe t1_iws347o wrote

How many molotov cocktails do you usually carry with you every day?

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