Submitted by Nevaknosbest t3_ypzimf in newhampshire
Vote!!!
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Truthislife13 t1_ivlr3m5 wrote
I have to give you Kool points for coming up with that one - it’s definitely creative.
It will be interesting to see how the election goes for all of the candidates.
bruinsfan64 t1_ivlre9r wrote
You are a genius!
CheliceraeJones t1_ivlrfjw wrote
Do geese see God?
bostonmolasses t1_ivls89f wrote
Nope.
messypawprints t1_ivlw7aj wrote
That’s an amazing talent. Does your brain allow you to see words backwards? My talent is with mathematics but I was never blessed with any kind of verbal skill.
widget_fucker t1_ivlx1xo wrote
Non
OkBody2811 t1_ivlx38j wrote
Politics aside… that’s good.
TreePointOhhhhh t1_ivlynkf wrote
😂 Dam, lol, now Sununus won, lol mad! 😂
ArbitraryOrder t1_ivlzkem wrote
Clever, but no, he will get 55-60% of the vote
AmazingThinkCricket t1_ivlzwrt wrote
I wish but no. 538 had him with over a 99% chance to win
AmazingThinkCricket t1_ivm00or wrote
Do nine men Interpret? Nine men I nod
UnfairAd7220 t1_ivm25pk wrote
LOL!
Darwins_Dog t1_ivm4d44 wrote
Not bad, but you had to misspell damn.
Tchukachinchina t1_ivm5dju wrote
I have never had even a single political text before, but this year I’ve been getting two or three a day for the past week or so. It’s insane and obnoxious.
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivm88eg wrote
The fuck is this dumb shit
Obi-Vag_Kenobi t1_ivm8uj7 wrote
A palindrome.
pal·in·drome /ˈpalənˌdrōm/ noun a word, phrase, or sequence that reads the same backward as forward, e.g., madam or nurses run.
Racecar & madam i’m adam are other examples.
CheliceraeJones t1_ivm98gi wrote
nippil liqqin
GrotesqueGroccer t1_ivma7rm wrote
He's a water feature enthusiast.
Chromosis t1_ivmb5rq wrote
Hello Sir, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrenty.
mixolydian8 t1_ivmc0fz wrote
That is an incredible palindrome! Thanks for the laugh
Remarkable-Finish-88 t1_ivmc8je wrote
God I hope so
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmdhii wrote
How is "racecar & madam I'm Adam" a palindrome? You literally put the definition there. That's embarrassing
Obi-Vag_Kenobi t1_ivme1wd wrote
You do see where i wrote “examples”. That’s plural. Don’t be a ringmeat and make me put the definition of plural on here. Nice try though kid.
MemeAddict96 t1_ivmf1mz wrote
Why are you so mad?
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmg2ks wrote
"Racecar" is a palindrome.
"Madam I'm Adam" is a palindrome.
My favorite is "Mr. Owl ate my metal worm."
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmg3rh wrote
Ringmeat? Dude you're trying a little too hard lmao
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmg693 wrote
What makes you think I'm mad? Please elaborate
MemeAddict96 t1_ivmgd6t wrote
Your initial comment and then your reply to the person explaining what a palindrome is. Seems like you’re really upset.
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmgk0a wrote
Egad, a base tone denotes bad age.
Ethanol_Based_Life t1_ivmgm89 wrote
What about political minuses?
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmgwh9 wrote
Thank you for the explanation. I clearly was confused and not attempting an incredibly low effort joke.
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmh4qq wrote
How does questioning a low effort post, and making a low effort joke, make you think I'm upset?
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmh9lw wrote
That's good shit actually
handfulofdepression t1_ivmhc9y wrote
Makes me remember a book from elementary school "Anna is a palindrome"! Stuck with me. Very clever here.
jradio610 t1_ivmheq6 wrote
Rise to vote, sir
MemeAddict96 t1_ivmhhmx wrote
Your verbiage and generally antagonistic replies
grrliz t1_ivmhw7x wrote
don't waste your time, the man can't read
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmi7w4 wrote
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmied6 wrote
Is this sarcastic? I can't tell because jokes are usually kind of funny
paraplegic_T_Rex t1_ivmil35 wrote
There’s no chance for that.
Whats_Opera_Doc t1_ivmiypk wrote
I dare you to come up with a coherent and relevant twenty three letter sentence that reads the same forward as it does backwards, and then re-evaluate if this is "low-effort"
Iamtheonewhobawks t1_ivmizjy wrote
Just gonna hop in and say that either your communication skills or your honesty need work
Whats_Opera_Doc t1_ivmj4n9 wrote
Me looking at the results tomorrow:
"No way a papaya won!"
SIR_ROBIN_RAN_AWAY t1_ivmkmx5 wrote
I just hope both teams have fun.
Liberatedhusky t1_ivmlz2r wrote
I read Sit on a Potato Pan Otis which itself is a palindrome.
Dollhousefurniture t1_ivmmuqu wrote
Go hang a salami I’m I lasagna hog.
cwalton505 t1_ivmo915 wrote
Gosh the texts....the texts.... their numbers....they can't be stopped
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmo9yy wrote
How does my verbiage indicate being upset? And general antagonistic replies don't necessarily indicate being upset. Can you clarify?
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmoet6 wrote
You have only heard funny jokes in your life? Either you're easily amused or don't get out much. Bad jokes are everywhere in the world
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmoloh wrote
Did you just fucking dare someone on Reddit? Fucking lmao.
I triple dog dare you to write a 500 word essay on which came first, the chicken or the egg. By Friday. In my inbox
baamice t1_ivmoo5i wrote
Hahaha I love this
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmopji wrote
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmp1v3 wrote
If I could read I bet I would be thoroughly entertained by your praise
MemeAddict96 t1_ivmpdht wrote
> Can you clarify?
No
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmqtty wrote
I've heard other unfunny jokes and I also criticize them like I did with you. But also a mediocre pun or dirty limerick will give me a chuckle, so you could say I'm easily amused.
Dollhousefurniture t1_ivmqvkl wrote
My dad taught me that one!
Icy-Conclusion-3500 t1_ivmu56r wrote
Don’t mind him, just wish we could have legal weed and Sherman was for it
sndtech t1_ivmwgkj wrote
We won't have legal weed until they can sell it in the state liquor stores.
Icy-Conclusion-3500 t1_ivmx8bw wrote
Lol you’re probably right.
At least we don’t have absurd taxes like other liquor controlled states.
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmx9qk wrote
Not surprised.
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmxe1s wrote
Damn, you're pretty upset over a lame joke lmao
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmztro wrote
Your definition of pretty upset is pretty strong. Two sentences.
squeakybucket t1_ivn09ei wrote
Rats live on no evil star
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivn09gc wrote
Nah it's pretty mild, but is getting bigger every try hard reply you make lmao
Zealousideal_Walk515 t1_ivn19ko wrote
I hope not, he is doing a great job !!
Tullyswimmer t1_ivn3lvs wrote
And the fucking calls with surveys. Buh Gawd.
Tullyswimmer t1_ivn3src wrote
I was gonna say the same thing. The guy won something like 66-34 in 2020, and even won Concord. Sununu will be governor as long as he keeps running.
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivn44dm wrote
Repulsive_Rule6554 t1_ivn4q26 wrote
They just told me I'm your governor. So party at my place I'll give you all jobs.
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivn4u7n wrote
Holy shit lmao you're legitimately pissed right now
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivn70sw wrote
Whats_Opera_Doc t1_ivnbafl wrote
Oh he's big mad
foodandart t1_ivnj0l5 wrote
I just stopped answering my phone if I didn't recognize the number. As to the texts, reply and ask why you're being texted since you're not old enough to vote.. Use kid spelling and keep it brief like an annoyed 14 year old. BY LAW, the political groups aren't supposed to contact children, so they're pretty good at scrubbing one's number. I only have gotten ONE text - and that was today, reminding me to vote.
lMickNastyl t1_ivnphaf wrote
Can I be the secretary of hookers and blow?
MemeAddict96 t1_ivo4e6l wrote
Lighten up, you don’t have to be so angry all the time. It might improve things for you
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivoc4hr wrote
You haven't explained how I'm angry. Why not?
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivoc7h2 wrote
Lmao you don't want to dare redditors anymore?
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivoc8tz wrote
MemeAddict96 t1_ivocg7r wrote
How often do you need people to explain your own behavior to you?
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivodgpb wrote
Woah calm down kid, I'm just asking what lead you to your opinion and all you've done is insult me and ignore the question.
Relax
MemeAddict96 t1_ivodkms wrote
I haven’t insulted you
IBlazeMyOwnPath t1_ivofjfc wrote
For some reason I’ve never gotten a text, but my mom has received messages directed at me, my sister, and my dad
And that’s been going on for years
And all three of us are undeclared so it comes from both sides
IBlazeMyOwnPath t1_ivofx29 wrote
Checking in from the future to say you got it right, but what really surprised me is he outperformed Governor lynch when he won his historic fourth term with only 52%
slothlovesspunk t1_ivohdrw wrote
Whats_Opera_Doc t1_ivoijgr wrote
"Dammit, I'm mad!" ~u/Acceptable_Sir2536
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivoiw0h wrote
Lmao this is great
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivoizek wrote
Dude you gotta calm down. You've been calling me mad and upset this entire time, and now that I'm pointing that out you're getting real defensive.
Take a breath, it will be ok.
MemeAddict96 t1_ivoj98k wrote
gernb1 t1_ivolyon wrote
Stop it…..just stop. Thank god they don’t text me….
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivota48 wrote
You actually tried to find a picture online to get to me? Wow you really are mad lmao
By the way, I'm not even bothering opening that 😂
BabylonByBoobies t1_ivoulhw wrote
Clever
MemeAddict96 t1_ivov3k3 wrote
It’s a picture of a mirror
Essarray t1_ivovffi wrote
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivp2cx3 wrote
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivpc5g3 wrote
You really need the last word to feel this important in your sad little life that your gonna continue this shit lmao?
Considering you post on camgirl subs I'm not surprised. Last word is all yours. Don't go simping for cam girls all the time. Take a break here and there lmao
Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivpcjyx wrote
That's really embarrassing that you went through all that effort lmao.
You really do seem mad. You need the last word in this conversation to make your life feel worthwhile?
BirdsLikeSka t1_ivpcul2 wrote
I'm not done yet, play with me! Also which camgirl subs? I mostly comment on /r/cospenis
G
farts_in_the_breeze t1_ivpichs wrote
So, the low effort post upset you.
MemeAddict96 t1_ivpmyvp wrote
> You need the last word in this conversation to make your life feel worthwhile?
I have the time for it today
handfulofdepression t1_ivqjjbg wrote
Yes! Thank you ❤️
ecounltd t1_ivqp3um wrote
Bob - Weird Al Yankovic is full of em if you want some good ones.
Dollhousefurniture t1_ivqp6lu wrote
I loved that clip as a kid!! I used to sing it
JessePunch t1_ivvus9o wrote
Legislature voted for it once, maybe they could get enough votes to override a veto
PM_ME_COOKIERECIPES t1_ivlqp8x wrote
Dang. That's pretty good.