The real joke is that you seem to be totally unaware of Poe's Law.

But sure, you keep thinking your "jokes" are as obvious to others as they are inside your own head.

Pro-Tip: That kind of masturbatory solipsism is generally called narcissism.

There's a whole world of people completely unlike you that exist. But naw, you just keep assuming everyone works the way you do. I'm sure that'll work out well for you.