The market demographic is elementary and middle schoolers, and the developmentally disabled (sorry if I seem to be repeating myself). As such the big truck/crappy graphics/Nick-After-School SlimeTime™️ cringe is allegedly effective at reaching disaffected apathetic youth. Or so I’m told: “You should see how enthusiastic our xx graders are!”

Yeah, they ditch class for a day, while these guys make bank.

“They’re a non-profit!” So was The Clinton Foundation. Bill and Hill didn’t miss too many meals while living in ghetto Chappaqua NY.