Submitted by BananaBrainsZEF t3_y1vt3c in newhampshire
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G1ZM0_ t1_is0k4qf wrote
I’m convinced Fritz Wetherbee is the only person keeping us all alive at this point.
verystinkyfingers t1_is0lzgv wrote
What do you think the light in the window is for??
SheeEttin t1_is09z75 wrote
Strictly speaking, Satan's Kingdom is just over the border in Massachusetts.
the_ricktacular_mort t1_is0ega4 wrote
Yeah but he keeps a summer home in Winnipesaukee (for tax reasons)
golfgrandslam t1_is12vfj wrote
You can literally see hell on Friday afternoon on the highway in the summer as the devil migrates to his summer home
FaustusC t1_is0nams wrote
Like half of Massachusetts.
Consistent-Winter-67 t1_is3m5cp wrote
As a Mass resident, I'll have you know we have second homes in all of the new England states. Especially Maine.
ShortUSA t1_is45qvq wrote
The NH folks are just pissy because they sit in traffic every weeknight coming home from their good paying MA jobs. The last thing they need on Friday is MA people coming up to their second homes in NH.
SolitudeNH t1_is0jh3d wrote
Yeah Suck it Georgia!
DeathfireD t1_irzoapd wrote
I think we all know the Devil went down to Georgia though. *whips out fiddle*
SinisterMeatball t1_is031w9 wrote
Damn snow bird.
BloodySox t1_is1t145 wrote
He only bought a house in Georgia because he was in a bind, way behind, and needed to make a deal. Otherwise, he would've gone to Florida like everyone else.
PebblyJackGlasscock t1_is045va wrote
Satan is a good neighbor. Sure, one of his dogs leaves a steaming pile of hell on my side yard every once and awhile but shit happens, right? He also helps clear my driveway after snowstorms, has the raddest Halloween decorations, and hosts great parties with lots of famous people.
Good dude. Really embodies the “live free or die” motto.
Hoops867 t1_is0s6w9 wrote
Wait, am I Satan? I've got all that besides parties with famous people.
danmac1152 t1_is1by8u wrote
Pretty sure I dated his daughter
Wickerpoodia t1_is1fvwq wrote
Dad?
NH-Boondocks t1_is0hkt4 wrote
Satan probably lives in a Claremont meth den
Burger-King-Covid t1_is0ln24 wrote
Satan definitely lives on pearl street in Claremont
IamChooch t1_is63kv3 wrote
In apartment 147D
Burger-King-Covid t1_is6f6c9 wrote
Person in that apartment dresses like Satan lmao
Dadtakesthebait t1_is08vqe wrote
Yeah, he’s the one paying for all those political ads.
devildogmillman t1_is0ywj0 wrote
Puritains in Salem and Plymouth looking north at the newly established haven for sailors and fugitives.
oswald_dimbulb t1_is16k58 wrote
In case anyone is curious, I found the doc that this is referencing here.
SeekingTheRoad t1_is1p8d4 wrote
Actually, according to the very last line of The Devil and Daniel Webster: “But they say that whenever the devil comes near Marshfield, even now, he gives it a wide berth. And he hasn't been seen in the state of New Hampshire from that day to this. I'm not talking about Massachusetts or Vermont.”
So while he was present in the state for the trial in question after Daniel Webster kicked his butt he stays far far away.
It’s a great short story, I recommend it to all.
Stickyfynger t1_is31am4 wrote
Could explain all those unsolved murders WMUR highlights in the morning. The sheer number of female victims is staggering…some of these cold cases are 50 years old. Crazy to think…
glockster19m t1_is3aghe wrote
Crazier to think that we have less unsolved murders than nearly every other state in the continental US
For nearly every other state the list is even longer
worstregards t1_is3vlmk wrote
Per capita?
Stickyfynger t1_is4x8gq wrote
What list? Can you provide a reference?
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the_ricktacular_mort t1_is0edg9 wrote
Username checks out
captnfapin t1_is0xe11 wrote
Jocular
ArbitraryOrder t1_is1bwtc wrote
Hilarious
iefbr14 t1_is20927 wrote
In The Devil and Daniel Webster, Mr. Scratch denies he is a foreign prince, and says while neither a Southerner nor a Northerner, he is merely an honest American. Since Satan hasn't been seen in New Hampshire since that trial, Judge Weber's conclusion that he might be found in New Hampshire, isn't supported by the facts.
Veebearz t1_is3q7rr wrote
Checks out.
fins4ever t1_iscub2g wrote
Gotta get a political ad now claiming Maggie Hassan is harboring him in her basement
a1234321 t1_is6f3tr wrote
I've read something about this before. Something about some fundy religious group trying to get people to move to NH because we're super unreligious.
MistahBoweh t1_is0ocup wrote
The boy said, “My name’s Johnny, and it might be a sin, but I’ll represent your ass in court and you bet we’re gonna win.”