They're fine. Lots of visual splendour, but I don't like... care about any of the characters and the plots are bland and formulaic. They're a solid theater experience but I don't dwell on them afterward, as I would with movies that I find to be truly great. More like potato chips than a steak dinner.

I do legitimately respect how... earnest they are, that's not very common these days. Even if my eyes want to roll out of my head at times.