Are you going to do this every day?

Of course you can't ding it too hard. The radio drama died and now it's ghost haunts poorly written movies in the form of narration. Why get radio for free when you can pay for it at the movies?

But that's the question anyone who values their time would ask at hour 1: why didn't you just tell me that the sky people had chased you out? Show wazzer face crying. Done.

Why am I scared of, or invested in the villain? I don't know. I know of him. I know what he's done. But I don't see him as a person. He's like a robot. He fills the space that's left for him after the heros done posing.

Hey man, you don't need to post an increasingly unhinged and incoherent rant about Avatar every day. You can turn off your computer and go outside. I promise you won't die from touching grass

That's not very ''culturally relevant" of you

Oh man, I hate when I'm incoherent. Maybe it'll be clearer tomorrow.

“too many people like a movie I don’t like and I don’t like it!”

Jesus Christ, this dipshit has been posting this self-indulgent jerkoff bullshit every day?

Oh wow.

And the pacing. It marched, trudged along. The actions scenes were great, but I swear it's like two kids playing a video game. One of them likes the peaceful parts and only plays those. The other one only plays the boss fights. And the kid who plays the peaceful parts is bad at it.

You need to use silence.

And space.

To control the sense of time. It makes it feel less like you're flipping through memes on your phone.

Sometimes multiple times a day

Avatar: it's not you, it's me

Around hour 1, when we finally made it to the beach, I realized something. This was going to be a long ass movie.

Let me break down a scene for you.

The villain is supposed to be interesting right? A combination of both his past self, and a new reborn person. So when he finds his dead body, is he alone, or is he paling around with his buddies?

Do we see his face on full frame. Do we see his reaction, besides what a rushed comic panel would show?

No, we don't. We are starved of character development.

And you deserved more than a story about family sticking together. You deserved something that made you curious about who these people are. You just spent 3 hours with strangers. You know everything about what they did, but nothing about why they did it.

And when they don't let me meet the characters, I don't care when they threaten their lives. This isn't sports. I don't have a team to cheer for.

Dude is off his meds

Report him and move on, then.

Hopefully the more he shotguns the subreddit with this shit the faster he gets permabanned.

Yeah, he's nuts.

Do you guys follow anything besides my movie reviews? I would hate to deprive you of something you enjoy so much.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

More Kiri Sully for me then! 😋

For so long as what takes?

I’ve never really payed much attention to other people’s opinions on anything.

Sucks that you didn’t enjoy the movie but these things happen 🤷‍♂️

Is everything ok?

You're embarrassing yourself.

Ok. Im glad you enjoyed the film. Personally, it wasnt for me.

You aren’t too smart for avatar. You’re too dumb to not care about it.

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I am impressed/concerned by your dedication. Maybe talk to a therapist or something

Anyone who says “I’m too smart to like this” is, in fact, stupid.

I am far from a fan of Avatar but you are spending waaaay too much time talking about something you allegedly hate... If that's how you like spending time I can't stop you. I am wasting time talking to trolls on the internet so I guess I am hardly any better. How are you THAT upset about a 5/10 movie (although visuals are 10/10 gotta give it some credit)

Dear diary… everyone is stupid except for me.

Least insane reddit user