Lol. If you want a really fun time, watch any new Steven Seagal movie. Anything post 2011-2012. He’s older and fatter, and still making movies where they have to send their “best special forces guy”, then spends half the movie sitting in a chair. “Sniper special ops” no colon, just sniper special ops, He refuses to take his sunglasses off while looking down the rifle. He brings retired WWE wrestlers on as his “team”, their supposed to be a special ops team. All these guys are 50-60 years old and their Colonel can’t be the same age so it’s some 80 year old guy. And how he fires the gun, with a limp wrist, lazily.

“A good man” with Steven Seagal. Basically he’s some ex special forces, tracking a weapons dealer. And has a special ops partner who looks like a homeless person. Steven meets his neighbor, this lady with her little sister, who is owned by the Russian mob. They owe money to the arms dealer and trade the girl and her sister as payment. Steven brought in a younger martial arts guy and they go to save the girls, and steven sits back while the younger guy does all the action scenes. They save the girls, then Steven and his neighbor screw, even though there’s been no romantic connection.

He just makes his own bad action movies.