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LexSavi t1_j22tpip wrote

Beatrix Kiddo. Hands down, no question.

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mfb1973 t1_j22uy0b wrote

Butch Coolidge Didn't have a score to settle, just trying to survive in an ugly set of circumstances. Zed's dead baby!

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musickeeper94 t1_j22wh2n wrote

A battle royale with cheese?

Tossup between Kiddo and Django depending on range from one another.

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Destroyer_Of_World5 t1_j22wuu9 wrote

I don’t know who wins, but I know Mr Pink is getting out of there and everyone else from Reservoir Dogs loses.

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seemsprettylegit t1_j231ptb wrote

Replying to Kitchen_Shine (#1,138,996)

Given that Tarantino has described Cliff as a straight up trained cold killer who, among other things, fought through WW2 both in Italy and deep in the jungles of the Philippines where he killed dozens of Japanese soldiers with only a knife, I’d probably bet on Cliff overall. He goes way more into Cliff’s story in the book version of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

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tvalvi001 t1_j232rh6 wrote

Jackie Brown. She is going to outsmart every mothafucka in the room.

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Masethelah t1_j235cnm wrote

If you read the book, you know Cliff Booth is the right answer

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sedwards3205 t1_j236hcw wrote

Gogo and O-Ren from Kill Bill.

Those women are badass and ruthless. Don’t even turn your back on them.

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dsbwayne t1_j23e6w0 wrote

The Bride vs. Django. Let it happen.

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SG420123 t1_j23mnhd wrote

Bro The Bride would absolutely dominate a battle royal situation, she literally single-handedly killed over 100 yakuza in one fight.

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Bobgoulet t1_j23whxu wrote

If Django has his guns he's washing everyone.

If no guns, The Bride or Pai Ma with the swords.

If it's hand-to-hand, I like Cliff

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Baguirre1 t1_j23xblb wrote

Well he did go in 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and said he was working on a small project so who knows

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ohdominole t1_j23y4ok wrote

The Wolf. He drives real fuckin fast so he’d probably hightail it out of there and live to see another day.

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[deleted] t1_j23z8fr wrote

Tarantino should direct a Fortnite movie

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DelapidatedSagebrush t1_j2418od wrote

Replying to Bobgoulet (#1,145,278)

I think his ability to survive, traverse and fight behind enemy lines would be a great asset in a battle royal scenario. He could set up ambushes and I think he has the training to use many types of weapons. He would be my pick because he is so knowledgeable and well trained. He is a direct descendent of the mountain man Jim Bridger, and second LT in the army special forces. But Beatrix kiddo would probably win, she did kill that whole gang of ninjas, but maybe in the woods with random weapons Aldo could make some cool traps or something like that?

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Ciqbern t1_j2424md wrote

The Bride wins, hands down.

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FunkyJumbers t1_j243s81 wrote

Replying to gunslinger9_19 (#1,145,277)

Its been awhile since ive seen it but i believe you can hear him getting into a shootout with the police in the movie after he flees. I'm guessing he's dead.

Just rewatched the scene. You hear some kind of collision, tires skidding, then multiple gunshots, sounding like they come from different guns.

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lucia-pacciola t1_j246fs5 wrote

Scatter all the main characters on an island, give them a few hours to get ready, and then send up the starting flare?

We can write off at least half of them right away, for not being that kind of killer. All the Reservoir Dogs. Hans Landa. Stuntman Mike. Maybe a couple of the Dogs have the guts and the background to hold out for a while, but realistically none of them are making it to the quarter finals. Nobody from Jackie Brown goes the distance. But Jackie Brown herself calmly puts together a desperate plan, somehow gets overlooked in the final clash, and makes her way off the island when it's all over.

The ladies from Death Proof probably last a little while, but they're basically a bunch of girls at slasher sleepaway camp. Part of what makes that movie is that all of the girls are obviously supposed to die in comically horrible ways, but they don't. In a BR situation, Zoe Bell is final girl. Maybe she makes it to the quarter finals based on her sheer luck. And in the end she can't save her friends.

But then you've got some stone killers who know a thing or two about a thing or two. Buck from Kill Bill is exactly the kind of redneck hillbilly you'd expect to thrive on a deserted island, creeping around out-killing a bunch of killers. In fact, all of Bill's crew have some fieldcraft. I'd put my money on Beatrix Kiddo, from that bunch.

The Basterds are on a mission. No mission, they'll lose their unit cohesion and all fall by the wayside except Lt. Aldo Rayne, who was clearly born for this kind of work. He'll give Buck a run for his money, but in the end Kiddo takes him down. Or Django.

In an ironic twist, Butch from Pulp Fiction ends up surviving a while by resorting to the same VC guerrilla tactics that got his father captured and ultimately dead in a POW camp. Does he make it to the quarter finals? If he does, he's the only one from that movie to do so.

The Hateful Eight includes some bad motherfuckers, and they're all probably somewhat familiar with wilderness living. But all of them are jerkasses with fatal flaws.

In the end, my vote is >!Winston Wolf. It's clear the Wolf is a man of resource and long experience. He probably knows as much about killing, and surviving, as he knows about cleaning up murder scenes and driving the streets of LA. Take off that tuxedo, he's still the Wolf. Drop him butt-ass naked on an island full of killers and give him ten minutes to prepare, he's still the Wolf.!<

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SanderStrugg t1_j2480ye wrote

If Sin City counts as a Tarantino movie here, it would bring some serious contenders.

Marv is one tanky monster of a man, Elijah Wood's character is insanely fast, that Katana women seems formidable as well. Comic book humans tend to be tougher than action film stars.

If Sin City doesn't count, I'll go with Beatrix Kiddo or one of her oponents. She has done the most outlandish stuff on the list.

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Dragon-Captain t1_j2483dp wrote

Replying to Awanderinglolplayer (#1,143,957)

That may be, but he died via poison. He is definitely weaker to subterfuge and deceit, especially without knowing hostile intent. In a battle royale where he knows everyone’s out to get him though? I bet the legendary master can get pretty damn far.

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RDAM60 t1_j249t22 wrote

Vincent. Cold blooded and calm. Stronger than he looks and not easily distracted by miracles or pleas for mercy.

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Weirdguy149 t1_j249wh8 wrote

I feel like the Bride would kill most of them but then Django does a sneak attack and kills her.

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kyle_kaufman t1_j24hikb wrote

Aldo Raine and Cliff Booth show down at the end.

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Vamoelbolso t1_j24hohg wrote

I think it will all come down to all of Samuel L. Jackson's characters shooting each other. The winner? The ultimate Samuel L. Jackson.

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Malice_n_Flames t1_j24im72 wrote

Jules gets shot in the back while giving his spiel to someone he is about to shoot.

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JGrutman t1_j24kopa wrote

I got 50 bucks on the gimp.

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ronearc t1_j24pts0 wrote

Replying to Masethelah (#1,140,833)

Cliff is the right answer.

I could see Beatrix Kiddo if we were doing a Battle Royale of the characters within the Tarantino universe who are fictional in-universe, the so-called Movie Movie Universe.

But respectful of Tarantino's creation, I think this question she be answered separately for the Realer Than Real World Universe and the Movie Movie Universe.

So Realer Than Real is Cliff Booth.

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stunts002 t1_j24qghl wrote

Replying to seemsprettylegit (#1,140,187)

If you read the book once upon a time in Hollywood it really drives home how completely unthreathened he was by the Manson family.

He was, according to the book, an excellent special forces killer. He'd definitely be one of the last men standing in any battle royale situation.

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liquidportal6199 t1_j24qlqb wrote

Depends. Are weapons allowed? If their signature weapons are allowed, im pretty sure its a clean sweep for Django with his guns.

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JanncorLennox t1_j24ycpb wrote

Knowing QT's style, it would be someone completely unexpected out of left fucking field. So cast my vote for that little Crazy 88 kid that Kiddo spanked and sent home.

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