Flesh Gordon became a cult classic in my small town. No that’s not a typo. The only theatre in 40 miles of once thought they ordered Flash Gordon back when it was a big deal but got the wrong film real. They promoted the hell out of it too, so the seats were full of families with kids. They weren’t expecting Flesh Gordon and his girlfriend Flexi Jerkoff to travel to planet Porno to fight the emperor Wang.

That was before my time but a neighbor was there that day and was one of the only few that stayed.