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ProfessorStencil t1_j279xqf wrote

Are you sure you’re not thinking of the hit movie, Detective Crashmore, for which Santa Claus did a nude scene and got paid $2 mil? That’s his quote now, so even if you think he did a bad job in Violent Night, he still gets that $2 mil.

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This_Woosel t1_j27dy3x wrote

"Eat fuckin' bullets you fucker! You fuckin' suck!"

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oco82 t1_j27haho wrote

I can't wait to shoot that fucker!

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MyTables t1_j28redm wrote

“You don’t give a shit who gets in your way, do you?”

“What?”

“I said you don’t care who gets in your way.”

“Not really!”

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DoctorSweetChat t1_j28uuaq wrote

If Leonardo Dicaprio walked in the room, would you ask him about Christmas is around the corner?

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hebrewvengeance t1_j2989fz wrote

He may kill you but there’s no fuckin way he’s ever killing me. Fuckin asshole, he said that?

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garzek t1_j29140x wrote

I like this gun. You fuckin’ knew I’d like this fucker.

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Redeem123 t1_j28r9sy wrote

This may sound random, but how many cocks has he seen?

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