Submitted by ProbablyASithLord t3_zyohd4 in movies
firegoat73 t1_j272x0z wrote
Violent night was Die Hard with John McClain played by Santa Claus. Also David Harbor is more likable the Mel Gibson at this point.
I haven’t seen the other one, but that’s mostly because I knew nothing about it. I’ll probably watch it at some point now.
ProfessorStencil t1_j279xqf wrote
Are you sure you’re not thinking of the hit movie, Detective Crashmore, for which Santa Claus did a nude scene and got paid $2 mil? That’s his quote now, so even if you think he did a bad job in Violent Night, he still gets that $2 mil.
awyastark t1_j27dllm wrote
I don’t care if I die everything has sucked lately
[deleted] t1_j28jd60 wrote
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This_Woosel t1_j27dy3x wrote
"Eat fuckin' bullets you fucker! You fuckin' suck!"
slickestwood t1_j27ek5u wrote
He's seen every cock on the planet
KeckterZ t1_j281r9x wrote
Unprofessional BULLSHIT.
MoseSchruteJunior t1_j28ps8i wrote
That’s why no one watches AOL Blast!
Brianr282 t1_j27utl4 wrote
Do not mention Christmas
oco82 t1_j27haho wrote
I can't wait to shoot that fucker!
MoseSchruteJunior t1_j28pytl wrote
It’s a cosmic gumbo!
toddgross t1_j27v1nv wrote
What did you just say?
MyTables t1_j28redm wrote
“You don’t give a shit who gets in your way, do you?”
“What?”
“I said you don’t care who gets in your way.”
“Not really!”
DoctorSweetChat t1_j28uuaq wrote
If Leonardo Dicaprio walked in the room, would you ask him about Christmas is around the corner?
hebrewvengeance t1_j2989fz wrote
He may kill you but there’s no fuckin way he’s ever killing me. Fuckin asshole, he said that?
kerkyjerky t1_j28ztfn wrote
A real cosmic gumbo
garzek t1_j29140x wrote
I like this gun. You fuckin’ knew I’d like this fucker.
kerkyjerky t1_j28zv6o wrote
Nobody even reads AOL blast
Redeem123 t1_j28r9sy wrote
This may sound random, but how many cocks has he seen?
marceljj t1_j2bvwj5 wrote
it's a real cosmic gumbo
ProbablyASithLord OP t1_j27io1t wrote
I’d watch David Harbor read a dictionary, so that makes sense. His scenes were great, and the fight scenes were super solid!
I mostly felt the rich family storyline fell short of it’s potential, and ended kind of abruptly. They shoehorned some reason for them to burn the money and that was that!
Thomas-R-Bingus t1_j27770n wrote
David Harbour is way more likeable, which is why he’s not as good of a Santa for a dark comedy. Casting Mel Gibson as Santa Claus is just fucking hilarious to begin with, and totally fits for a dark comedy.
Edit: just because someone’s more likeable doesn’t make them a better fit for a character.
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