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CandyAssedJabroni t1_iuiasn1 wrote

You say jcvd, I say I'm in.

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Spring-Both t1_iujc6xw wrote

To this day I still watch his old cheesy action movies Lol.

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morbinoutofcontrol t1_iujfuyr wrote

Outside of being nostalgia, the action movies from the 90s are just so corny, campy, cheesy that it's just a cozy time to watch.

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StudBoi69 t1_iuicbvt wrote

Is that a spinoff of Silent Hill?

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uniquecannon t1_iuiefp2 wrote

This time it's JCVD who's hunting Pyramid Head

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Kennyjive t1_iujnl4m wrote

Ahm goink to keek that sunuffabitch Pyramit Hett’s Ass so ‘ord, that the next Pyramitt Hett wannabe is goink to phill eht.

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Selective_Caring t1_iuj1ypv wrote

Ready for the slow motion shot of Pyramid Head eating a helicopter kick

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TimeVersusTime t1_iuiyc62 wrote

"Take your fancy knife, and your black sooty headwear, and go back to Lakeside Amusement Park."

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samx3i t1_iui98e5 wrote

Wild it's been 34 years since Bloodsport.

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mbp2781 t1_iuiwrrz wrote

Wouldn’t mind a well done bloodsport reboot with all stars from the last few decades

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MarvelsGrantMan136 OP t1_iuiebxj wrote

>Anthony Hickox (Hellraiser III) wrote the screenplay and will direct the film, which will follow four mercenaries who find a hidden treasure in the Congo. They bury it and agree to meet back at the same spot in three years and split the fortune evenly, but things take a different turn.

>Starring alongside Van Damme will be NFL star-turned-actor Vernon Davis (Gasoline Alley), Rafael Amaya (The Lord of Skies) and Madalina Anea (Watcher).

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uniquecannon t1_iuiejm0 wrote

Wtf since when did Vernon Davis become an actor?

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StudBoi69 t1_iuizlfy wrote

When Kam banished his soul to the Shadow Realm

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OptimusSublime t1_iuiiaqa wrote

Half of the movie will be him in his split pose. And only that.

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vtron t1_iuj2aby wrote

Don't forget the gratuitous buns shots. Can't have a JCVD movie without his bare ass on screen.

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SteelBagel t1_iujgfhw wrote

Let’s not forget his spinning jump kicks and gutteral yells.

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cficare t1_iuie7n2 wrote

I hope the plot is that he wears furry slippers everywhere and kicks people to death.

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wag3slav3 t1_iuiof22 wrote

I'm ready for a JVCD comeback. He's not a terrible actor and makes some really fun shit with horrible writing.

And we got some fucking HORRIBLE writing in movies and TV these days.

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wordsandwich t1_iuivnft wrote

Hopefully not direct to video. I wouldn't mind, however, seeing Van Damme show up in a slightly bigger budget Netflix type movie, and it doesn't always have to be a boilerplate action movie like this one appears to be. Between JCVD and Jean Claude Van Johnson, he's showcased a lot of range.

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isbashko t1_iuisvcv wrote

He and Liam Neeson should do a violent reboot of Grumpy Old Men.

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DJ-Dowism t1_iujz43c wrote

Ex-cops forced to become roommates because of their crappy pension start noticing something crooked going on in the low-rent apartment complex where they now mix with the criminal class they worked against their entire careers. Also one of them might've been on the take and there's a rapscallion kid with a heart of gold and a hot grandma.

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isbashko t1_iuk02u1 wrote

Gotta have The GILF in there

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DJ-Dowism t1_iuk1q3w wrote

You could call it Beat Cops because they both retired plains-clothes despite ignominious turns in detective and tactical units but their chief busted them down to the street because of their reckless insubordination, and because they're, y'know, old and busted.

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CyclonusDecept t1_iuia3bk wrote

Sounds like a copy of that spike Lee film?

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Rampage_900 t1_iuiowhr wrote

Frank Dux back in action 💪👊

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autoposting_system t1_iuild6i wrote

Correct headline: "Jean-Claude Van Damme still alive"

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poe_todd t1_iuj8x80 wrote

Allow me to recommend Jean-Claude Van Johnson on Prime.

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NightsOfFellini t1_iuiwh9i wrote

I thought he was retiring?

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ConradBHart42 t1_iuixnwo wrote

If he was, he must have done so before realizing that it would mean people would pay even less attention to him.

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ObiTate t1_iuixay3 wrote

I hope he's the actual star of the movie and its not one of those situations where he's actually a smaller supporting role in the movie. I watched a movie called Swelter that I thought was supposed to star him and he was barely in it.

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Gatsby813 t1_iuiksbb wrote

Someone tell Paul at HDTGM!!!!!

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ITstaph t1_iuiwn3y wrote

Movie plot, he is trapped in a secured vault with the Presidents daughter who has crohns and just ate at a gala put on by India.

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Phyliinx t1_iujb0ew wrote

Wait, didnt he want to retire with "What's your name?"?

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Blind-bigfoot t1_iujkfz2 wrote

I can just see a scene where he slathers on icy hot for his sciatica before he heads out for the final act.

Still watch that movie

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TheDeadlySquid t1_iujpsn0 wrote

Still wish they would make one of these films and call it, “Silent But Deadly”.

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SelfLazy2406 t1_iujgw26 wrote

he will just use the green screen footage

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Muzoa t1_iuin94w wrote

JCVD shouldn't of been so greedy in his contract negotiations, would of loved to see more action movies of him in the 90s/00s

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fruitporridge t1_iuj2ukx wrote

He is too old to be an action star

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oog_ooog t1_iuintka wrote

I thought he had moved to Russia. I remember seeing him with Putin in pics a while ago

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SuikTwoPointOh t1_iuiqn8y wrote

Are you confusing him with that shit stain Steven Seagal? He never met a dictator that he didn’t like and is basically a Kremlin shill at this point.

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oog_ooog t1_iuiu2oe wrote

No I’ve seen goofy videos of Seagal dancing in Russia though

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